Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Take a drop of brandy, and I'll tell thee all, buoy: thee'rt my own
vlesh and blood, and I'll talk to thee as I would to my own heart. Now,
do 'ee take the flask; halve it, and gi'e me the rest;--or take it all,
if thee dost veel qualmish.--I be zad enough, but don't stint thyself,
Martin.”
The youth swallowed a mouthful of the liquor, and returned it to Saul,
who, after draining the contents, resumed the conversation. “Martin,”
said he, “Robert, poor lad, is az innocent az a lamb; and I know it.”
“And will you--can you, then, permit him to--”
“Hold thy tongue, buoy, and let me speak. Rob is innocent, but he's
James Ztapleton's zon; and if I were to take his head out of the halter,
and put my own into it, it wouldn't be many miles off self-murder. Rob
is innocent; for he never harmed a worm, except I made un do't; and he
can go up to his God without a blush:--I can't--may be, he couldn't, if
he came to my years; for there's no one do know what may happen to the
best ov us. I be zure I little thought, a score of years ago, when I
were tip-top man here, and had az good a character az any body in the
country, and there wer'n't a bad wish against mortal in my heart, that
I should ever be tied up here, where I be, accused of any crime
whatzoever--much less murder: but you zee I be; and there's no knowing,
as I zaid avore, what any ov us may come to. Bob's zure of peace
hereafter; and it be well vor un. I'd be hung willingly, to-morrow, if I
were in the like case; but I bean't. Oh! Martin, my buoy! I ha' much to
answer vor. I be brave, people zays, and zo I be; but there bean't a
man within a days' ride, zo aveard of death as I be; and I'll tell'ee
why:--it's because I ha' been zuch a viend--zuch a wretch, ov late
years.--I wouldn't die vor all the world. I do want time vor repentance!
and I must ha' it at any price!--Therefore, Bob must die vor me;--and,
may be, I does un a good turn; at least, I do think zo,--by zending un
to his grave avore he hath had temptation to be zinful.”
“Your doctrine is most atrocious!” exclaimed Martin. “Oh! why--why was I
reserved for this? From what you say, Saul, I fear--”
“That I killed Phil Govier?”
“I hope not!”
“Hoping's no good:--he hit I over the head with the butt-end of his
gun;--zee, here's the mark;--and when I came to myzelf, he was gwain to
do't again; zo I ztepped back three paces, lifted my piece, and blew out
his brains--bang!--Ay, Martin, it were your vather did it; and 'Zquire
Ztapleton's zon must zuffer vor it I thought I had managed capitally;
but things ha' come out I didn't dream of. Iv I be tried, I may be vound
guilty, and that won't do. Bob's zure to zuffer, poor lad!--But I must
not be tried.”
“But how do you make it appear that Robert is guiltless, when the proofs
are so strong against him?”
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