Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
second waggon was garrisoned by hampers of wine, ale, and liquors;
and plates, knives and forks, bread, cheese, mustard, and all the
_etceteras_ of the table, were billetted in the various crannies and
corners. There was only one drawback on the delight which the appearance
of so many good things produced:--the men, not having been made
acquainted with the lieutenant-colonel's kind intention of ordering
a cold collation out of our surplus funds, for refreshment after our
intended repulse of the Highlanders, had each brought his dinner in his
knapsack; or, where no private and individual provision had been made,
messes were arranged, and every man carried his separate quota for
the general good. For instance:--one had charged his knapsack with a
beef-steak pie, another with a ham, a third with a fillet of veal, a
fourth with a keg of ale, and so on. Notwithstanding this, we could not
help admiring our lieutenant-colonel's foresight, in providing for our
wants and comforts. It was certainly to be wished though, that he had
not restricted himself to a wink or a nod on the occasion; and this was
the chief mistake in judgment which he committed, much to his praise be
it spoken, in the course of that arduous and eventful day. The ladies,
who had left their landaus and barouches at the foot of the hill, were
busy, on our arrival, laying out the refreshments in the most elegant
and tasteful manner imaginable:--each dish was garnished by laurel
leaves; and in the centre of the cloths, which were laid upon a part of
the ground that was levelled and mown for the purpose, we beheld, as
we marched along the flank of the collation, a device in confectionary,
which excited the warmest approbation of the whole corps--officers as
well as men: it consisted of a variety of expressive and appropriate
martial ornaments, around which buff ribbons were entwined, supporting
a splendid cage of barley-sugar, with a bird cut out of currant-jelly
inside it, and a cap of liberty surmounting the whole!--We gave three
cheers at the sight, and instantly prepared for action. But the colonel,
with evident indignation and his accustomed dignity, reprimanded the
corps in general, and two of the privates,--butchers and brothers,
by-the-by, who were sharpening knives on their bayonets,--in particular,
for this improper and very unsoldier-like ebullition. He pointed to
the Highlanders, who were already forming for attack at the foot of
the hill; and bade us remember that, in his last general orders, he
had specially enjoined every officer and man in the corps to eat a good
breakfast before he left home; so that no one had any excuse for being
hungry these two hours. The grenadiers were ordered to fix bayonets
in front of the collation, and the main body of the corps immediately
obeyed the word of command to march. In a few moments we were at the
brow of the hill; and there, in the presence of the Highlanders, and,
indeed, two-thirds of the whole field, the lieutenant-colonel put us
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