Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; ZackBrighouse, Harold
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Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; Zack
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Drama; Political plays
Zack. I was only consoling her a bit. (_He opens r. door._)
Mrs. Munning. Then don't do it.
Zack. No, mother.
(_Exit Martha._)
Mrs. Munning. This is' a pretty how do you do.
Paul. Confound Joe Wrigley. I don't know where to get another man at
such short notice.
Mrs. Munning. And labour scarce, and all. Can you manage it with a man
short?
(_Zack shyly approaches the clothes on chair and, not lifting them,
fingers them lovingly._)
Paul. No, I can't.
Mrs. Munning. You'll have to get somebody to-night, then. That's all.
Paul. If I can. It's going to take some doing to find a steady man.
Zack. Paul!
Paul. What's the matter?
Zack. Could I go?
Paul. You!
Zack. I'd dearly love to.
Paul. You're no use.
Zack. I know my hands are awkward, but I will try, Paul. I'll try so
hard not to break anything.
Mrs. Munning. He'd be better than nothing, Paul.
Paul. I doubt it.
Zack. Give me another chance.
Paul. I gave you chance on chance. You're more trouble than you're
worth.
Zack. I'm not worth anything, and nobody knows it more than me. But
couldn't I go this once, just to fill up? I'll be so careful, Paul.
Mrs. Munning. It's saving a man's wages for the day.
Paul. It's not a saving if he makes a mess of things. Our catering's
got bad name enough without our making bad to worse. He's got no proper
clothes.
Zack. I'll wear Joe Wrigley's willing. (_He goes to them._)
Paul. Joe Wrigley's a big man.
Zack. Can I try them, Paul? Do let me try them on.
Paul. Well, you can try, and show us what sort of a lout you look.
Zack. Oh, hurrah! (_He jerks his coat off and fastens on the clothes._)
Mrs. Munning. It's the best road out, Paul.
Paul. A rotten best.
Zack (_putting on the dress coat. It is far too large for him_). It will
be splendid to be wearing black again.
Paul. It's only for to-morrow, mind.
(_Paul does not yet turn to look at Zack._)
Mrs. Munning. Joe Wrigley's out of it six weeks or more. Paul. Joe
Wrigley's finished himself with me. Zack can go to-morrow till I've time
to look round.
Zack. Suppose I'm not so bad to-morrow, Paul?
Paul. Supposing pigs _'_ull fly. Let's have a look at you. Good Lord!
Hold the trousers to you and let us know the worst. Now, I ask you----
Mrs. Munning. I can tack the bottoms up, Paul, and the rest is not so
bad.
(_Enter Virginia. She has a hat on and her letter in her hand._)
Virginia. I've finished my---- Oh, Zack, you do look funny.
CURTAIN.
ACT II.
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