Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; ZackBrighouse, Harold
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Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; Zack
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Drama; Political plays
Zack. There's no great hurry, is there, Paul?
Paul. If a thing's to be done, it's best done quick. We'll have the
banns put up on Sunday.
Wrigley. You're in a mighty haste. It's giving things a queerish twist
to me.
Paul. When I've to take a dose of physic, I don't play round because
it's got a filthy taste. I get it down.
Zack. But it's my physic, Paul.
Paul. You'll do as you're told.
Martha. I'm sure I'll try to make you a good wife, Zack.
Zack. If it comes to the worst, I'll try and all. But we might both try
and make a mess of it for all we tried. I'm against this, Martha, and
it's no good wrapping up the truth. I don't favour it and I can't see
sense in it at all.
Paul. You've gone a bit too far to talk like that, my lad.
Zack. I wouldn't say I'd gone at all, not knowingly, I mean. It's
happened like, somehow, and I'll say this much or brast for it. It'll
be the mistake of your life, Martha. I'm not cut out for a husband of
yours. If ever you get wed----
Paul. She's wedding you.
Zack. Well, I don't favour it. I've as good a right to my opinion as
anybody else and I say it's not fair doing to Martha.
Wrigley. Is Martha all you're thinking of?
Zack. There's me as well, and I tell you what I told you down in
Bealey's shop. I'm always one to take the short road out of trouble and
I'm ready to oblige you. But I don't like it and the more I think about
Martha the worse it looks to saddle her with me. Martha's the helpless
sort and I'm the helpless sort and you don't make two soft people into
strong by wedding them together. She'd try to lean on me and I'd try to
lean on her and there'd be nothing there to lean on. It's like trying
to make weak tea strong by watering the pot. Martha'll only wed with
trouble when she weds a gormless chap like me, and I don't favour it. I
see no sense in it at all, and it's no use saying I do, because I don't.
Mrs. Munning. And I don't see the sense in doing things to please Joe
Wrigley.
Paul. I'm doing this to please myself, not him. What are you waiting
for, Wrigley? You've got your answer.
Wrigley. I dunno.
Paul. Then don't wait. If you want to see Mr. Andrews, it's a good time
to catch him now before his lunch.
Wrigley. Come along.
(_Wrigley and Martha move towards door._)
Zack. Paul! You're going to have me called in church?
Paul. It's the usual place.
Zack. Me and Martha Wrigley! And everybody listening!
Paul. Take him with you, Joe.
Zack (_going slowly_). Well, I don't favour it at all. I'll do my best
for Martha, but I'm a silly best for any girl. I've got no heart in
this.
(_Mrs. Munning goes up towards Zack. Paul stops her with a gesture. Exit
Zack, after Wrigley and Martha._)
Mrs. Munning (_turning angrily._) You're crossing me in this. I've not
said much so far because there's time to stop it yet.
Paul. You won't want to stop it, mother.
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