Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; ZackBrighouse, Harold
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Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; Zack
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Drama; Political plays
Mrs. Munning. No. We'll talk this over, Paul.
Paul. It's gone too far for talking now. I've bought their tickets.
Wrigley. They'll do to light a fire with.
Mrs. Munning. We'll let you have your answer later, Mr. Shoebridge.
Harry (_by door_). All right, Mrs. Munning. You're wise enough to know a
hasty temper doesn't pay in business. I could give a good guess at your
answer.
Wrigley. I'm not fond of guessing myself, so I'll stay here to get it.
I'm concerned twice over. As a member of the Executive and as father of
the bride to be.
Thomas. We'll leave it to you, Joe.
Wrigley. I reckon you can.
Harry. Good evening, Mrs. Munning.
Mrs. Munning. Good evening to you.
(_Exeunt Thomas and Harry._)
Mrs. Munning. I suppose we can put this down to you, Joe Wrigley.
Wrigley. You might be farther out.
Paul. You'd nothing to say against emigrating them when I mentioned it.
Wrigley. No, but I thought a lot. I'd a father's feelings, and they went
too deep for words.
Mrs. Munning. What have you done this for, Joe?
Wrigley. Two reasons, and I don't know which is bigger of the two.
Zack's worth good money here. If I'd a mind to ruin your trade I'd let
him go, and make you find out what you've missed. But that's not Joseph
Wrigley's way. I kill no geese that lay me golden eggs. And reason
number two. Aye, and this weighs heaviest. I want the pleasure of
knowing they're living in the village here and the satisfaction of
watching your face look sour and sourer for the sight of them. I'll
teach you something for sacking me.
(_Virginia enters, during this speech._)
Paul. Will you, Joe? You've given me two reasons why you think you will.
I'll give you two why you won't.
Wrigley. You will?
Mrs. Munning. Be careful, Paul. (_She puts hand on his arm._)
Paul (_shaking her off_). The first's Zack isn't married yet to Martha
and the second is he isn't going to be. Their engagement's served my
purpose.
Virginia. What was your purpose, Paul?
Paul. Oh! I didn't see you, Jenny.
Wrigley. Never mind her. You're speaking to me. Zack shall marry Martha
or I'll make your name a stink in Little Hutton.
Paul. Get out.
Wrigley. You'll eat a lot of dirt for this, Paul Munning. Banns called
and wedding fixed and people asked. (_By door, then turns_). Is Zack to
marry Martha?
Paul. He's not.
Wrigley. Then the band is going to play and, by George, I'll make you
dance to it.
(_Exit Wrigley._)
Virginia (_quietly_). You must tell me what this is, Paul.
Paul. It's Joe Wrigley making a mistake. Thinks he can bounce me, does
he?
Mrs. Munning. You'd better be careful, Paul. Joe Wrigley's one thing
when he's one of our men, but he's another now he's got on that
committee.
Paul. I'd like to wring his neck. The cunning swine.
Mrs. Munning. Zack's not to go to Canada.
Paul. All right. He's not. I'll go to Bollington tomorrow and get the
money back on the tickets. But he shan't marry Martha either. I'll get
even with Joe Wrigley there.
Virginia. What does Zack say?
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