Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; ZackBrighouse, Harold
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Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; Zack
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Drama; Political plays
Mrs. Munning. You'll have to now. And don't come asking me where things
are kept, not when Miss Cavender can hear you ask.
Sally. Oh, don't you worry, Mrs. Munning. If any one gives it away to
Miss Cavender that I've not been here for years and years, it'll not be
me. Find my way about a strange house blindfold, I can. It's a natural
gift.
(_Paul Munning enters, a man of thirty, well-built, but with meanness
stamped upon an otherwise not unattractive face. He wears light clothes
with a grey bowler hat, and a buttonhole._)
Sally. Here's Mr. Paul. Good-afternoon, sir.
(_Paul grunts. Mrs. Munning turns._)
Paul. Has she come yet?
Mrs. Munning. Not yet. Have you----?
(_Paul indicates Sally._)
Um. This room will do now, Sally.
Sally. It will, though I says it that did it.
Mrs. Munning. Did you! I fancied I did it myself.
Sally. You did the rough, Mrs. Munning, but I always say it's the
finishing touch that counts with dusting and I reckon I did that.
Mrs. Munning. Well, now you can go to the kitchen and get the kettle on
for tea.
Sally. You'll be having your tea in here, won't you?
Mrs. Munning. Yes.
Sally. All right. You needn't raise a hand to it. I'll see to
everything.
(_Sally goes out._)
Mrs. Munning. She's a Miss Know-all, she is.
Paul. Won't she do?
Mrs. Munning. She'll have to do. Virginia's got to think we keep a maid,
and Sally's the only one who'd come at our price.
Paul (_sitting, gloomily_). It's great expense.
Mrs. Munning. No helping that. It's got to be. We can't have Virginia
going home and telling all her aunt's too poor to keep a servant. Did
you get that order?
Paul. No.
Mrs. Munning. Not Taylor's?
Paul. Wilson, of Norton Parva, is catering for Mrs. Taylor's wedding.
Mrs. Munning. You mean to say that Wilson got there first?
Paul. He hadn't been.
Mrs. Munning. Then how's he got the order?
Paul. He's going to get it. It's the same old tale. They'd heard our
weddings aren't as pleasant as they used to be. Knew we were nearest,
but they thought they'd give Wilson a chance. A good ten pounds gone
from us there.
Mrs. Munning. Well, I don't know.
Paul. And I don't know. If I knew I'd alter it. We're doing things no
different from what we always did, and yet it's got about our style's
gone off. It's not gone off.
Mrs. Munning. I'm sure it's not. What do they say? Do they tell you
anything?
Paul. Folks with a wedding in their house are too uplifted to say much.
They don't explain. What I make out is we're not so hearty as we used to
be.
Mrs. Munning. Hearty?
Paul. I've heard it said so. God knows what it means. I'm sure I try to
be hearty. It's prejudice, and nothing else.
Mrs. Munning. And word's passed round against us.
Paul. Seems so.
Mrs. Munning. It's very bad, Paul.
Paul. Bad? Don't I know it's bad? Couldn't be worse if it tried. We'll
have the shutters up altogether at this rate. The joinery business
doesn't keep us alive, and if the catering goes to ruin, we'll go along
with it. That's all.
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