Three men on the bummelJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Three men on the bummel
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Bicycle touring -- Fiction; Black Forest (Germany) -- Fiction; British -- Germany -- Fiction; Humorous stories
They are doing the same from the Memel to the Rhine. They are just
tidying up the country. I remember well the Wehrthal. It was once the
most romantic ravine to be found in the Black Forest. The last time I
walked down it some hundreds of Italian workmen were encamped there hard
at work, training the wild little Wehr the way it should go, bricking the
banks for it here, blasting the rocks for it there, making cement steps
for it down which it can travel soberly and without fuss.
For in Germany there is no nonsense talked about untrammelled nature. In
Germany nature has got to behave herself, and not set a bad example to
the children. A German poet, noticing waters coming down as Southey
describes, somewhat inexactly, the waters coming down at Lodore, would be
too shocked to stop and write alliterative verse about them. He would
hurry away, and at once report them to the police. Then their foaming
and their shrieking would be of short duration.
"Now then, now then, what's all this about?" the voice of German
authority would say severely to the waters. "We can't have this sort of
thing, you know. Come down quietly, can't you? Where do you think you
are?"
And the local German council would provide those waters with zinc pipes
and wooden troughs, and a corkscrew staircase, and show them how to come
down sensibly, in the German manner.
It is a tidy land is Germany.
We reached Dresden on the Wednesday evening, and stayed there over the
Sunday.
Taking one consideration with another, Dresden, perhaps, is the most
attractive town in Germany; but it is a place to be lived in for a while
rather than visited. Its museums and galleries, its palaces and gardens,
its beautiful and historically rich environment, provide pleasure for a
winter, but bewilder for a week. It has not the gaiety of Paris or
Vienna, which quickly palls; its charms are more solidly German, and more
lasting. It is the Mecca of the musician. For five shillings, in
Dresden, you can purchase a stall at the opera house, together,
unfortunately, with a strong disinclination ever again to take the
trouble of sitting out a performance in any English, French, or American
opera house.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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