Three millions! : $b or, The way of the worldOptic, Oliver
Philosophy
Three millions! : $b or, The way of the world
Optic, Oliver
Inheritance and succession -- Juvenile fiction; Millionaires -- Juvenile fiction
Dick mentioned a dozen desperate cases, where patients had been
saved by homœopathy, and the doctor mentioned two dozen, given up by
homœopathic practitioners, who had been cured by allopathy. As usual in
such cases, nothing was established.
“Doctor, my headache is gone,” said Dick, triumphantly, after the three
dozen cases had been adduced.
“Do you suppose the belladonna had anything to do with it?” asked the
doctor.
“Of course I do. I am satisfied the globules cured me this time as they
have twenty times before.”
“Nonsense, Mr. Birch! I should not hesitate to take the entire contents
of your vial.”
“That is the beauty of the system; if it does not cure, it does not
kill.”
“If there is no virtue in the medicine, what is the use of taking it?”
laughed the doctor.
“Fire won’t burn water. It is the nice adaptation of the medicine to
the system which gives it efficiency. If you are well, there is no work
for the medicine. If you are sick, it finds something in the system for
which it has an affinity.”
“All bosh!”
“Why don’t you try the system before you condemn it?”
“Try it! Why don’t I try the spells of the Indian medicine men? the
charm of the Hottentot? the vagaries of mesmerism and spiritualism?
Simply because I don’t believe in them. Why don’t I try a hangman’s
rope for scrofula?”
“There is reason in all things.”
“In everything but homœopathy. Do you believe those little pellets
cured your headache?”
“I do.”
“What a delusion!”
“What did then?”
“I don’t know. Perhaps you had reached the end of the malady when you
took the pills; perhaps a change of air cured you; perhaps it was the
excitement of this discussion, which started your blood, removed some
stagnation, and restored the equilibrium of the circulation.”
“Excitement does not generally cure the headache,” said Dick,
incredulously.
“Sometimes it does. About a week ago, a man came to my office at
daylight in the morning to have a tooth extracted. He had been in agony
all night; but the moment he saw my instrument his toothache left him,
and he would not have the tooth taken out. What cured him?”
“I don’t know.”
“Perhaps it was the smell of belladonna in my office! It was the
excitement. If one of your friends--Miss Hungerford, for instance--were
dangerously sick, as she was last summer, would you trust her in the
hands of a professor of this humbug?”
“I would trust her in the hands of a skilful homœopathic physician.”
“Would you trust yourself to such treatment, Miss Hungerford?”
“I am entirely satisfied with my physician, doctor, and I am not
competent to give an opinion,” replied Julia.
In the library, half an hour later, the doctor picked up the bottle
of globules, and examined them for a moment. He took a couple of the
pellets, and restored the vial to its place. He looked strange as he
did so; perhaps he was indignant that sensible men should have faith in
such puny helps.
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