Three Plays by Brieux: With a Preface by Bernard ShawBrieux, Eugène
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Three Plays by Brieux: With a Preface by Bernard Shaw
Brieux, Eugène
French drama -- Translations into English
MME. POUCHELET. Oh, please don’t trouble. Please. No; you really must
not. We can have something when we get home. [_Going_] Our things are
here, I think.
JULIE. Let me help you.
ANTONIN. I will come and put you on your way.
POUCHELET [_declining_] Thank you, monsieur. We know the way.
_M. and Madame Pouchelet bow formally and coldly to each in turn and
go out: Julie goes with them. There is a silence. Antonin paces the
room irritably. Madame Mairaut grins._
DUPONT [_to his wife, in a low voice, after glancing at the others_] I
think it’s time we went to bed.
MME. DUPONT. Very well, dear.
_Formal bows, Monsieur, Madame, are exchanged. The Duponts go out and
Julie returns._
ANTONIN [_his arms folded, sternly_] So there was no more beer.
JULIE. No, dear.
ANTONIN. It’s intolerable.
JULIE. Here are the three bottles. You told me to buy three bottles.
There they are.
ANTONIN. Nonsense. You make me ridiculous. I press Madame Pouchelet to
have another glass and there isn’t one. It’s preposterous.
JULIE. It is not my fault.
ANTONIN. I suppose you think it’s mine.
MME. MAIRAUT. Evidently.
ANTONIN. Besides, I have no recollection of saying three bottles.
JULIE. I assure you.
ANTONIN. I have no recollection whatever of it. On the contrary, I am
certain I said buy four or five.
JULIE. No. Three.
ANTONIN. You make me look like a fool. These people will think I was
laughing at them. You make me look like a fool, and that is a thing I
won’t have.
CAROLINE. M. Antonin, I was there when you spoke to Julie. You did say
three bottles.
ANTONIN. My dear Caroline, I love you very much, but I can’t help
pointing out to you that the best possible way to aggravate a dispute
between husband and wife is to interfere in it either on one side or on
the other. If you don’t realize that already, you may take it from me.
MME. MAIRAUT. If you spoke less, mademoiselle, it would certainly be
better for all parties.
CAROLINE. Why? What have I said?
ANTONIN. Among other things you might refrain from proclaiming on the
housetops that you are reduced to working for your living.
CAROLINE. There is nothing dishonorable in that.
MME. MAIRAUT. Very likely. But one doesn’t talk about it.
ANTONIN. I thought every moment you were going to ask M. Pouchelet for
an order. Not very pleasant for us, that.
CAROLINE. I am sorry. I didn’t mean to do anything wrong. [_She begins
to cry_]. But I’m so unfortunate. I always make mistakes.
ANTONIN [_irritably_] Oh, for goodness sake, my dear Caroline, don’t
begin to cry. There’s no earthly good in that.
MME. MAIRAUT. There’s really nothing to cry about.
JULIE [_going to her_] Caroline. Don’t cry, dear. [_She takes her
away_].
MME. MAIRAUT. Now, my son, we are going to say good-night.
ANTONIN. Good-night. [_He kisses her absently_].
MME. MAIRAUT. You’re not angry with us, dear, are you? You wanted to
marry Julie, you know. Good-night.
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