Soldiers -- Fiction; War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
delight redoubled in rubbing shoulders with the people whose effigies
would never appear astride ramping-eared horses in squares built to
commemorate victories. He came out on a broad straight avenue, where
there were many American officers he had to salute, and M. P.'s and
shops with wide plate-glass windows, full of objects that had a shiny,
expensive look. “Another case of victories,” he thought, as he went off
into a side street, taking with him a glimpse of the bluish-grey pile of
the Opera, with its pompous windows and its naked bronze ladies holding
lamps.
He was in a narrow street full of hotels and fashionable barber shops,
from which came an odor of cosmopolitan perfumery, of casinos and
ballrooms and diplomatic receptions, when he noticed an American officer
coming towards him, reeling a little,--a tall, elderly man with a red
face and a bottle nose. He saluted.
The officer stopped still, swaying from side to side, and said in a
whining voice:
“Shonny, d'you know where Henry'sh Bar is?”
“No, I don't, Major,” said Andrews, who felt himself enveloped in an
odor of cocktails.
“You'll help me to find it, shonny, won't you?... It's dreadful not to
be able to find it.... I've got to meet Lootenant Trevors in Henry'sh
Bar.” The major steadied himself by putting a hand on Andrews' shoulder.
A civilian passed them.
“Dee-donc,” shouted the major after him, “Dee-donc, Monshier, ou ay
Henry'sh Bar?”
The man walked on without answering.
“Now isn't that like a frog, not to understand his own language?” said
the major.
“But there's Henry's Bar, right across the street,” said Andrews
suddenly.
“Bon, bon,” said the major.
They crossed the street and went in. At the bar the major, still
clinging to Andrews' shoulder, whispered in his ear: “I'm A. W. O. L.,
shee?... Shee?.... Whole damn Air Service is A. W. O. L. Have a
drink with me.... You enlisted man? Nobody cares here.... Warsh over,
Sonny.... Democracy is shafe for the world.”
Andrews was just raising a champagne cocktail to his lips, looking with
amusement at the crowd of American officers and civilians who crowded
into the small mahogany barroom, when a voice behind him drawled out:
“I'll be damned!”
Andrews turned and saw Henslowe's brown face and small silky mustache.
He abandoned his major to his fate.
“God, I'm glad to see you.... I was afraid you hadn't been able to work
it.”...Said Henslowe slowly, stuttering a little.
“I'm about crazy, Henny, with delight. I just got in a couple of hours
ago....” Laughing, interrupting each other, they chattered in broken
sentences.
“But how in the name of everything did you get here?”
“With the major?” said Andrews, laughing.
“What the devil?”
“Yes; that major,” whispered Andrews in his friend's ear, “rather the
worse for wear, asked me to lead him to Henry's Bar and just fed me a
cocktail in the memory of Democracy, late defunct.... But what are you
doing here? It's not exactly... exotic.”
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