Soldiers -- Fiction; War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
They followed the long dimly-lighted Rue de Richelieu to the Boulevards,
where they drifted a little while with the crowd. The glaring lights
seemed to powder the air with gold. Cafes and the tables outside were
crowded. There was an odor of vermouth and coffee and perfume and
cigarette smoke mixed with the fumes of burnt gasoline from taxicabs.
“Isn't this mad?” said Andrews.
“It's always carnival at seven on the Grands Boulevards.”
They started climbing the steep streets to Montmartre. At a corner
they passed a hard-faced girl with rouge-smeared lips and overpowdered
cheeks, laughing on the arm of an American soldier, who had a sallow
face and dull-green eyes that glittered in the slanting light of a
street-lamp.
“Hello, Stein,” said Andrews.
“Who's that?”
“A fellow from our division, got here with me this morning.”
“He's got curious lips for a Jew,” said Henslowe.
At the fork of two slanting streets, they went into a restaurant that
had small windows pasted over with red paper, through which the light
came dimly. Inside were crowded oak tables and oak wainscoting with
a shelf round the top, on which were shell-cans, a couple of skulls,
several cracked majolica plates and a number of stuffed rats. The only
people there were a fat woman and a man with long grey hair and beard
who sat talking earnestly over two small glasses in the center of the
room. A husky-looking waitress with a Dutch cap and apron hovered near
the inner door from which came a great smell of fish frying in olive
oil.
“The cook here's from Marseilles,” said Henslowe, as they settled
themselves at a table for four.
“I wonder if the rest of them lost the way,” said Andrews.
“More likely old Heinz stopped to have a drink,” said Henslowe. “Let's
have some hors d'oeuvre while we are waiting.”
The waitress brought a collection of boat-shaped plates of red salads
and yellow salads and green salads and two little wooden tubs with
herrings and anchovies.
Henslowe stopped her as she was going, saying: “Rien de plus?”
The waitress contemplated the array with a tragic air, her arms folded
over her ample bosom. “Que voulez-vous, Monsieur, c'est l'armistice.”
“The greatest fake about all this war business is the peace. I tell you,
not till the hors d'oeuvre has been restored to its proper abundance and
variety will I admit that the war's over.”
The waitress tittered.
“Things aren't what they used to be,” she said, going back to the
kitchen.
Heineman burst into the restaurant at that moment, slamming the door
behind him so that the glass rang, and the fat woman and the hairy man
started violently in their chairs. He tumbled into a place, grinning
broadly.
“And what have you done to Walters?”
Heineman wiped his glasses meticulously.
“Oh, he died of drinking raspberry shrub,” he said.... “Dee-dong peteet
du ving de Bourgogne,” he shouted towards the waitress in his nasal
French. Then he added: “Le Guy is coming in a minute, I just met him.”
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