Soldiers -- Fiction; War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Andrews went to the window in his stockinged feet. Paris way a
slate-grey and dove-color lay spread out like a Turkish carpet, with a
silvery band of mist where the river was, out of which the Eiffel
Tower stood up like a man wading. Here and there blue smoke and brown
spiralled up to lose itself in the faint canopy of brown fog that hung
high above the houses. Andrews stood a long while leaning against the
window frame, until he heard Henslowe's voice behind him:
“Depuis le jour ou je me suis donnee.”
“You look like 'Louise.'”
Andrews turned round.
Henslowe was sitting on the edge of the bed with his hair in disorder,
combing his little silky mustache with a pocket comb.
“Gee, I have a head,” he said. “My tongue feels like a nutmeg grater....
Doesn't yours?”
“No. I feel like a fighting cock.”
“What do you say we go down to the Seine and have a bath in Benny
Franklin's bathtub?”
“Where's that? It sounds grand.”
“Then we'll have the biggest breakfast ever.”
“That's the right spirit.... Where's everybody gone to?”
“Old Heinz has gone to his Moki, I guess, and Aubrey's gone to collect
more dope at the Crillon. He says four in the morning when the drunks
come home is the prime time for a newspaper man.”
“And the Monkish man?”
“Search me.”
The streets were full of men and girls hurrying to work. Everything
sparkled, had an air of being just scrubbed. They passed bakeries from
which came a rich smell of fresh-baked bread. From cafes came whiffs
of roasting coffee. They crossed through the markets that were full
of heavy carts lumbering to and fro, and women with net bags full of
vegetables. There was a pungent scent of crushed cabbage leaves and
carrots and wet clay. The mist was raw and biting along the quais, and
made the blood come into their cheeks and their hands stiff with cold.
The bathhouse was a huge barge with a house built on it in a lozenge
shape. They crossed to it by a little gangplank on which were a few
geraniums in pots. The attendant gave them two rooms side by side on
the lower deck, painted grey, with steamed over windows, through which
Andrews caught glimpses of hurrying green water. He stripped his clothes
off quickly. The tub was of copper varnished with some white metal
inside. The water flowed in through two copper swans' necks. When
Andrews stepped into the hot green water, a little window in the
partition flew open and Henslowe shouted in to him:
“Talk about modern conveniences. You can converse while you bathe!”
Andrews scrubbed himself jauntily with a square piece of pink soap,
splashing the water about like a small boy. He stood up and lathered
himself all over and then let himself slide into the water, which
splashed out over the floor.
“Do you think you're a performing seal?” shouted Henslowe.
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