"I possess but a quarter of a match, for matches are not over-plentiful, and even if I did catch hold of you no great harm can have been done. For instance, when your husband used to beat you he must have hurt you far worse than I. By the way, DID he beat you?" "What business is that of yours?" "None; only, I am curious to know. Surely a woman like you--" "See here. Do not dare to touch me, or I--" "Or you what?" There ensues a prolonged altercation amid which I can hear epithets of increasing acerbity and opprobrium being applied; until the woman from Riazan exclaims hoarsely: "Oh, you coward of a man, take that!" Whereupon follows a scrimmage amid which I can distinguish slappings, gross chuckles from Konev, and a muffled cry from the younger woman of: "Oh, do not so behave, you wretch!" Striking a match, I approach the spot, and pull Konev away. He is in no way abashed, but merely cooled in his ardour as, seated on the floor at my feet, and panting and expectorating, he says reprovingly to the woman: "When folk wish merely to have a game with you, you ought not to let yourself lose your temper. Fie, fie!" "Are you hurt?" the woman inquires quietly. "What do you suppose? You have cut my lip, but that is the worst damage." "Then if you come here again I will lay the whole of your face open." "Vixen! What bumpkinish stupidity!" Konev turns to myself. "And as for you, you go catching at the first thing you find, and have torn my coat." "Then do not insult people." "INSULT people, fool? The idea of anyone insulting a woman like THAT!" Whereafter, with a mean chuckle, the fellow goes on to discourse upon the ease with which peasant women err, and upon their love of deceiving their husbands. "The impudent rascal!" comments the woman from Penza sleepily. After a while the young fellow springs to his feet, and grates his teeth. Then, reseating himself, and clutching at his head, he says gloomily: "I intend to leave here tomorrow, and go home. I do not care WHAT becomes of me." With which he subsides on to the floor as though exhausted. "The blockhead!" is Konev's remark. Amid the darkness a black shape rises. It does so as soundlessly as a fish in a pond, glides to the door, and disappears. "That was she," remarks Konev. "What a strong woman! However, if you had not pulled me away, I should have got the better of her. By God I should!" "Then follow her, and make another attempt." "No," after a moment's reflection he rejoins. "Out there she might get hold of a stick, or a brick, or some such thing. However, I'LL get even with her. As a matter of fact, you wasted your time in stopping me, for she detests me like the very devil." And he renews his wearisome boastings of his conquests; until suddenly, he stops as though he has swallowed his tongue.