No one could offer a satisfactory reply at the moment, so Godfrey
continued, laughing, “We ought to have chalked it!” and turning to
Dennis and his chums, “this beats the Jupiter affair altogether,
triad!” at which the three laughed sheepishly, and on the others
inquiring what was meant, Godfrey explained,—“Some years ago, Oakland,
Ainley, and Eastern took me to Jupiter to find a particular grub that
was to give us the material for the outer net, and the only address
they had was ‘one special grub, species unknown, Jupiter’; they had no
more information, in fact they were not quite sure if it _was_ Jupiter,
as if we could go round asking all the planets if they’d got a grub to
sell! I thought that showed a superb mind for detail, but this takes
all the shine out of it, we’ve dumped the folk down and where are
they? ‘eight denizens of Earth, a star, the universe,’ is a most lucid
address! shall we go there, Denny?” and as Godfrey made some further
similar remarks, Dennis cried, “Shut up, Godfrey! it’s no laughing
matter.”
“It looks it, old man,” answered Godfrey, as he sat tilted back on a
chair with his toes just touching the floor. “We’re all serious, and
we ‘appreciate your joke’ as the wave message there says; I see it is
still up. It is a joke worthy of any of us.”
For reply, Dennis shied an air-cushion at him; he caught it and placing
it at his back, continued, beaming,—“Thanks, dear boy! I’m glad to see
you’ve got an eye to your old chum’s comfort on this most solemn and
serious occasion.”
“Oh! stop it, Godfrey!” exclaimed Ross, “you’ll kill us all! I can’t
laugh any more!”
“Ay, do be serious!” said Gilbert, dabbing the tears of laughter out of
his eyes, his expression belying the words, “it’s no laughing matter!
we’ve put those fellows on a world which we’ve got to find, and how are
we to do it amongst the lot outside?”
“Oh, easily enough!” replied Godfrey, airily, with a wave of his arm,
“take the lot in rotation and knock at each one, and ask if eight of
the wickedest and cleverest men of Earth are there, and if so, can they
come out? it’s simple enough!”
This renewed the laughter, and another cushion came flying across the
room, this time from Gilbert, as Ross said,—
“Stop it, Godfrey, or we shall be ill! you look after your grubs and
leave us to find the runaways.”
“Oh, very well!” responded Godfrey, pretending to take offence. “What
did Gilbert ask me for if he didn’t want to know? there’s been some
mighty brain at work to provide us with this entertainment! was it
yours, Denny? it’s worthy of you, my boy, although by the quality of
it, you’ve all three had a hand in it.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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