Tirzah Ann's summer trip, and other sketchesHolley, Marietta
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Tirzah Ann's summer trip, and other sketches
Holley, Marietta
American fiction -- 19th century
“And then agin two persons may meet, comin’ from each side of the world;
and they will look right through each other’s eyes, down into their
souls, and see each other’s image there; born so, born friends, entirely
unbeknown to them. Thousands of miles apart, and all the insperations of
heaven and earth; all the influence of life, education, joy and sorrow,
has been fitting them for each other (unbeknown to them); twin souls, and
they not knowin’ of it.”
“Speakin’ of twin——” says Josiah.
But I wus soarin’ too high to light down that minute; so I kep’ on,
though his interruption wus a-lowerin’ me down gradual.
Says I, “Be good and kind to everybody, and Mr. Bambers’es folks, as you
have opportunity; but before you make bosom friends of ’em, wait and see
if your soul speaks.” Says I, firmly, “Mine don’t in the case of the
Bamberses.”
“Speakin’ of twin,” says Josiah, agin, “Did you ever see so beautiful a
twin as Mr. Bambers’es twin is? What a pity they lost the mate to it!
Their ma says it is perfectly wonderful the way that babe takes to me.
I held it all the while she was ironin’ this forenoon. And the two boys
foller me ’round all day, tight to my heels, instead of their father.
Bamber says they think I am the prettiest man they ever see.”
Before I had time to say a word back, Bamber’s wife’s sister opened the
door and come in unexpected, and said, “that Mrs. Bamber wanted to borrow
the loan of ten pounds of side pork, some flour, the dish-kettle, and my
tooth-brush.”
I let ’em all go, for I wus determined to use ’em well, but I told
Josiah, after she went off with ’em, “that I did hate to lend my
tooth-brush, the worst kind.”
And Josiah ’most snapped my head off, and muttered about my not bein’
neighborly, and that I did not feel a mite about neighberin’, as he did.
And I made a vow, then and there, (inside of my mind), that I wouldn’t
say a word to Josiah Allen on the subject, not if they borrowed us out
of house and home. Thinkses I, I can stand it as long as he can; if they
spile our things, he has got to pay for new ones; if they waste our
property, he has got to lose it; if they spile our comfort he’s got to
stand it as well as I have; and knowin’ the doggy obstinacy of his sect,
I considered this great truth that the stiller I kep’, and the less I
said about ’em, the quicker he’d get sick of ’em; so I held firm. And
never let on to Josiah but what it wus solid comfort to me to have ’em
there, all the time, a’most; and not havin’ a minute I could call my own,
and havin’ ’em borrow everything under the sun that ever wus borrowed;
garden-sass of all kinds, and the lookin’-glass, groceries, vittles,
cookin’ utensils, stove pipe, a feather bed, bolsters, bed-clothes, and
the New Testament.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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