The Lector, while they were yet on their way to the Minister's, begged
Albano to moderate the fire of his assertions and his pantomimes. He
made known to him only so much of the family-jar as was necessary, in
order that he might not, by a mistaken idea of her restoration, throw
Liana into embarrassment. As they entered the card-room, everything was
already in full blaze.
As, at this time, no one is presented to him, I must do it; they are
disciples (at least _twelfth_ disciples) of the Minister.
And first, I introduce to thee the holy President of Justice, Von
Landrok, a good apothecary's-balance of Themis, which weighs out
scruples, and wherein no false weights lie; but what is quite as bad,
much smut, rubbish, and rust. Those at the ombre-table near by are the
lords and ladies of Vey, Flöl, and Kob, sleek, fine souls, like minerals
in cabinets, polished off on the show-side, but on the concealed base
still jagged and scratching.
Go with me to the entrance of the next apartment; here I have to present
to thee the young but fat canon Von Meiler, who, in order to line and
stuff out and pad his inner man with a thick, warm, outer one, needs to
fleece no more peasants yearly than the number of linden-trees the
Russian peels for his bark-shoes, namely, one hundred and fifty.
The apartment into which thou art looking I present to thee as a
fly-glass full of courtiers, who, in order to enter into the _kingdom of
heaven_, have become not merely _children_, but in fact _embryons_ of
four weeks, who, as is well known, look like flies; if Swift desires of
his servants nothing more than the _shutting-to_ of the doors, these
wish nothing of their employer and bread-provider but the _leaving-open_
of the same.
I have the honor to set before thee yonder--it is he who is not
playing--the holy Church-Counsellor, Schäpe, who would fain be chief
chaplain to the court; a soft scoundrel, who soaks and softens the
seed-corns of the divine and human word, like melon-seed (they are
thereby to spring up sooner in the heart), so long in sugared wine, that
they rot in it; a spiritual lord who never in his life _offered_ any
other prayers than the two which he always refuses, the _fourth_ and
_fifth_.[79]
But the Lector will soon name to thee, at the window, every one of the
lords and dames, coldly, gently, and without pantomime. At present the
Minister himself conducts thee to a gentleman, one of the players, with
a cross on, who drinks water with saltpetre, and is continually licking
his dry mouth; it is _Bouverot_,--he is just rising in thy presence;
examine the cold, but impudent and cutting, sharply-ground eye, whose
corners resemble a pair of open tinman's-shears, or a trap set,--the red
nose, and the hard, lipless mouth, whose reddish crab's-claw, worn off
by whetting, pinches together,--the cocked-up chin, and the whole
stocky, firm figure. Albano does not surprise him; he has already seen
all men, and he inquires about no one.
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