New England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
The woman who heard repeated the remark as a sample of aunt Lucindy's
desire to have everything "all of a whew;" but when it came to the ears
of a certain young man who had sat brooding, in silent emulation, over
the birth of the elephant, he rose, with fire in his eye, and went to
seek his mates. Indians there should be, and he, by right of first
desire, should become their leader. Thereupon, turkey feathers came
into great demand, and wattled fowl, once glorious, went drooping
dejectedly about, while maidens sat in doorways sewing wampum and
leggings for their favored swains. The first rehearsal of this
aboriginal drama was not an entire success, because the leader, being
unimaginative though faithful, decreed that faces should be blackened
with burnt cork; and the result was a tribe of the African race,
greatly astonished at their own appearance in the family mirror. Then
the doctor suggested walnut juice, and all went conformably again. But
each man wanted to be an Indian, and no one professed himself willing
to suffer the attack.
"I'll stay in the cabin, if I can shoot, an' drop a redskin every
time," said Dana Marden stubbornly; but no redskin would consent to be
dropped, and naturally no settler could yield. It would ill befit that
glorious day to see the log cabin taken; but, on the other hand, what
loyal citizen could allow himself to be defeated, even as a skulking
redman, at the very hour of Tiverton's triumph? For a time a peaceful
solution was promised by the doctor, who proposed that a party of
settlers on horseback should come to the rescue, just when a settler's
wife, within the cabin, was in danger of immolation. That seemed
logical and right, and for days thereafter young men on astonished farm
horses went sweeping down Tiverton Street, alternately pursuing and
pursued, while Isabel North, as Priscilla, the Puritan maiden, trembled
realistically at the cabin door. Just why she was to be Priscilla, a
daughter of Massachusetts, Isabel never knew; the name had struck the
popular fancy, and she made her costume accordingly. But one day, when
young Tiverton was galloping about the town, to the sound of ecstatic
yells, a farmer drew up his horse to inquire:--
"Now see here! there's one thing that's got to be settled. When the day
comes, who's goin' to beat?"
An Indian, his face scarlet with much sound, and his later state not
yet apparent, in that his wampum, blanket, and horsehair wig lay at
home, on the best-room bed, made answer hoarsely, "We be!"
"Not by a long chalk!" returned the other, and the settlers growled in
unison. They had all a patriot's pride in upholding white blood against
red.
"Well by gum! then you can look out for your own Injuns!" returned
their chief. "_My_ last gun 's fired."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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