MR. HENRY BUTSON had fallen on good fortune. No more would he endure the
humiliation of begging a job of an unsympathetic gaffer. In future his
life would be one of ease, free from ignoble exertion and unshamed by
dungaree overalls. And he made it so. For a little while, his wife
seemed to indulge in an absurd expectation that he would resume his
search for occupation of one sort or another. Once she even hinted it,
but he soon demolished that fancy, and in terms that prevented any more
hints. He had little patience with such foolishness, indeed. The matter
was simple enough. Why did a man work? Merely to get shelter and food
and clothes and comfort, and hair-oil, whatever he wanted to drink and
smoke, and his necessary pocket-money. A man who could get these things
without working would be a fool to work; more, he would behave inhumanly
to his fellow man by excluding him from a job. As for himself, he got
what he needed easily enough, without the trouble of even taking down the
shop-shutters: a vulgar act repellent to his nature.
So he rose at ten, or eleven, or twelve, as the case might be, and donned
fine raiment; the most fashionable suit procurable from the most
fashionable shop in Aldgate. He began at Aldgate; but in time he grew
more fastidious, and went to a tailor in Leadenhall Street, a tailor
whose daily task was to satisfy the tastes of the most particular among
the ship-brokers’ clerks of St. Mary Axe. His toilet complete, his curls
well oiled, Mr. Butson descended to a breakfast of solitary state—Nan’s
had been hurried over hours ago. The rest of the day was given as
occasion prompted. When the weather was fine, nothing pleased him
better, nor more excellently agreed with his genteel propensities, than
to go for a stroll up West. When Harbour Lane was quiet and empty (he
seemed to choose such times for going out) he would slip round to the
station, and by train and omnibus gain the happy region. He was careful
to take with him enough money to secure some share of the polite
gratifications proper to the quarter, and minutely acquainted himself
with the manners and customs of all the bars in the Strand and about
Piccadilly Circus. And although he was a little astonished when first he
was charged eighteenpence for an American drink, he was careful not to
show it, and afterwards secretly congratulated himself on the refined
instinct that had pitched on so princely a beverage in the dark, so to
speak. He took air, too, in Hyde Park, to the great honour of his
whiskers, and much improved his manner of leaning on a rail and of
sitting in a green chair. In the evening he tried, perhaps, a music
hall, but always some of the bars, and arrived home at night rather late,
sometimes a trifle unsteady, and usually in a bad temper. Bad temper was
natural, indeed, in the circumstances; after so many hours’ indulgence in
the delights of fashionable society it revolted his elegant nature to
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