To Mesopotamia and Kurdistan in disguise : $b with historical notices of the Kurdish tribes and the Chaldeans of KurdistanSoane, Ely Banister
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To Mesopotamia and Kurdistan in disguise : $b with historical notices of the Kurdish tribes and the Chaldeans of Kurdistan
Soane, Ely Banister
Iraq -- Description and travel; Kurdistan -- Description and travel; Tigris River Valley -- Description and travel
It was not long after my first visit from the police that Sayyid
Nuri again called. This time he came without the knowledge of old
Mustafa Beg, and was accompanied only by a kind of confidential
companion-servant and a hideous old man whom he made the excuse for
his visit, for he said he wanted to introduce him to me because he was
a doctor, and I had considerable knowledge in the science. He was a
horrible-looking old creature, with a beaked nose and but three yellow
teeth, and had an intensely evil look in his small eyes. Like all of
his class, and Sulaimanians in particular, he commenced asking a number
of questions concerning myself; but his native suspicion did not allow
him to believe most of the replies, and at last he asked if I had a
passport, to which I answered in the affirmative. Sayyid Nuri here
interrupted and objected to this inquisition, for though he himself had
no scruples in asking the most intimate and offensive questions, he
demurred when another would arrogate the privilege to himself. The old
creature bent towards him and said, “If we could only see his passport,
then we should know what he is”--but I interrupted him by telling him
that had I a dozen passports in my pocket I should not display them to
him, a remark which amused Sayyid Nuri and annoyed the old man. Then he
put forward the proposition he said he had come to make. It appeared
he possessed an old Arabic book setting forth the medical science as
understood by the Arabs; the old Greek theory of heat and cold, the
calorific and frigid temperament, with its diseases all classed under
the two headings and cured by medicines antagonistic to such conditions
of the body. He now proposed that he should produce this book, and with
a stock of herbs purchased from the Jews, go into partnership with me,
a proceeding which he asserted “would fill our pockets speedily enough,
for a combination of European and Oriental skill will cover all the
ailments of the people and provide an alternative to those cases which
you cannot now touch, namely, the conservative part of the populace
that objects to the “new Medicine”--the “Tibb-i-Jadid.”
The more I protested the impossibility of such a combination, the
component parts of which were too antagonistic to be possibly
considered together, the more he pressed his point, affirming that
I was a fool to let professional jealousy thus spoil my chances; to
which I replied, that I was not even a doctor--an assertion they both
laughed to scorn, and pointed to the bottles above their heads as
incontrovertible proof. The “doctor” absolutely failed to understand
why I should not join him, and exhibited very considerable chagrin at
my consistent refusal, waving aside all my excuses--that I did not
perform, even if I knew anything about medicine; that I had too small a
stock; that I was very shortly leaving Sulaimania; and so on.
[Sidenote: A QUACK DOCTOR]
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