Our eyes met, and we stood petrified, realising the impossibility of concealing our names. In my terror of the public scandal that was imminent, my clothes stuck to my skin. Curs, as well as criminals, we looked. I rather fancied that our provincial captor was relieved to see what knock-kneed miscreants he had to deal with. "You bungling idiot!" I gasped. "I am monsieur Panage, of the Théâtre Suprême; this gentleman is monsieur Beauregard, of the Académie Francaise. You shall suffer for this outrage!" He shifted his feet slightly. It was the least bit in the world, but that motiveless movement betrayed misgiving; I deduced from it that, in his eagerness to distinguish himself, he had taken more responsibility upon his bucolic shoulders than sat quite comfortably on them. I flung my card to him. "Look!" "What of it?" he said surlily. "What evidence is this? I see you were preparing for flight. No violence!"--Beauregard had impotently wrung his hands--"I have men in the passage. You will offer your explanations in the proper quarter. Come!" He advanced upon me. "Now, listen to me," I cried, backing in a panic. "Put so much as a finger on us and you are ruined. Not only will I have you discharged from the Force, I will have you hounded out of any employment that you find to the end of your days. It is I who say it! You have no excuse: we bear no resemblance whatever to Thibaudin and Hazard. If you were of Paris you would know as much!" Again he faltered. Again he saw distinction within his grasp. The workings of a dull intelligence, a fool's passion for promotion, supplied a fascinating study, even in my fear. "Hollow cheeks, small grey moustache, slight stoop?" he recited, eyeing me. His sheep's gaze travelled to Beauregard. "Age forty, bald at crown. Fat." "Is he the only fat man in France, fool? We can call all Paris to prove who we are!" "Monsieur will have his opportunity to prove it elsewhere," he returned stubbornly. But the "monsieur" hinted that I was impressing him against his will. Beauregard began to collect his wits. "If we are compelled to prove it elsewhere, it will be the end of _you_!" he raged. "Better be convinced in time, I warn you. Hazard _is_ fat, yes; _I_ am, perhaps, a little plump." "What do you show me?" mumbled the fellow. "I see the card of monsieur Panage. That does not demonstrate that monsieur Panage is present." Complacence was in his gesture, he seemed vain of the brilliance of his reasoning. "All is said. I have no time for discussions." "Stop!" I cried, inspired. "What if we produce a resident of this very village, to say who I am?" "Mon Dieu! the man you met," roared Beauregard. "Saved!" "There is no such person--we have made our inquiries." "There is a gentleman well known, who has lived here with his daughter since--I don't know how long!" "Give me his name."