Toilers of Babylon: A NovelFarjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Toilers of Babylon: A Novel
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Inheritance and succession -- Fiction
price above mentioned, and at the end of the month the account stood
thus:
_s_. _d_.
21 rent-paid eggs at 1 ¾_d_. 3 0¾
Less food for fowl, at the rate of ½_d_. per day 1 3½
_______
Leaving a net profit of 1 9¼
This is a precise copy of the account made out by Timothy Chance,
on the termination of the month; and with the figures, clear and
well-shaped, before him, Timothy devoted himself to thought. His
service with the seller of second-hand books had served him in good
stead. He had rummaged out from among the stock at least a score of
books treating of fowls and their produce, and he had studied them
attentively. Some were old, one or two were of late years, and they
all pointed to one fact--that money was to be made out of eggs. Most
of the writers deplored the fact that the English people were so blind
to their own interests as to systematically neglect a subject so
fruitful. One of the treatises dealt in large figures--to wit, the
population of Great Britain, and the number of eggs by them consumed
annually; further, the number of eggs laid in the kingdom, and the
number we were compelled to import to satisfy the demand, amounting
not to scores but to hundreds of millions. Timothy's eyes dilated. One
daring enthusiast went so far as to print pages of statistics to prove
that if government took the affair in hand it could, in a certain
number of years (number forgotten by the present chronicler), pay off
the national debt. This, perhaps, was too extravagant, but the fact
remained, and appeared incontrovertible, that money was to be made out
of eggs. Here was plain proof--one shilling and ninepence farthing
made out of one hen in a single month.
"Let me see," mused Timothy, "how this turns out for a year."
Down went the figures.
_s_. _d_.
Cost of good, 365 days at ½_d_ per day. . . . . 15 2½
Cost of fowl, say . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 0
________
Total. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 2½
For a moment he forgot the rent, but he remembered it before he went
into the credit side, and he reckoned it at a penny a week, which made
the total expenses £1 2_s_. 6½_d_.
Timothy was aware that he could not reckon upon an egg a day all
through the year, but his reading-up on the subject, and the
calculations he had made, convinced him that a fair-laying hen might
be depended upon for two hundred and forty eggs during the three
hundred and sixty-five days.
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