Tokyo to Tijuana: Gabriele Departing AmericaSills, Steven David Justin
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Tokyo to Tijuana: Gabriele Departing America
Sills, Steven David Justin
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And when he returned home to Seong Seob, there was a contrived inflation and
deflation of the phallus in the ersatz of coerced will. Then he lay there like
a squeezed orange, albeit a discontent one. He was unable to sleep for
countless minutes that seemed as hours. And when he did go to sleep he dreamed
strange and erratic things. At worst these images burst and burned against the
walls of his brain like jets against the World Trade Center. At best they
expanded and contracted nerves in his brain like the coldness of an ice cream
headache. Accelerated by too many graphic CNN reports and satiated in anxieties
and guilt within his own life, he dreamed that Gabriele was living in an
isolated area in Pakistan with her cat, Mouse. One evening there was knocking
on her door and when she answered it a stoic Rita/Lily with obdurate,
mechanical, and glazed eyes injected a drug into her arm. When Gabriele woke up
she was staring into the face of Osama Bin Laden. "Where am I?" she asked as
she lifted her head and wiped the pallid dirt from hair and face. A translator
relayed her voice to Osama Bin Laden. She recognized him too. He was Khalid
Shaik Mohammed. Osama said something and the translation was "Al Qaiida Hills
in what people wrong to call Afghanistan behind Tora Bora. You relatives must
pay big ransom or we cut off you head."
"Relatives?" said Gabriele. " If you mean Peggy, you inane turbaned bearded
little freaks, she wouldn't give you a nickel or a dime to save my head. She
wants every cent to go to Wal-Mart to buy toys for her beloved grandbabies so
they will smile at her and reach for her before they do their own mommies. She
likes babies: the thought of them fills her with dopamines and endorphins; and
the inveterate shopper that she is, buying for them couldn't make her much
higher. Such neurotransmitters run amuck in her. Mama bird must do what she is
created for. Anyhow, nobody's getting rich off of my head and I want -- no
demand -- I demand to know how I got here and I further demand that l be
transported back immediately."
"Remember Rita/Lily, devout Moslem sister: she inject you with tranquilizers,
give you swallow sleepy pills, and then put you in trunk of you car. There she
drive across border," said Khalid Sheik Mohammed."
"Thanks for the info, Shake!" said Gabriele. "She always was a crazy; and
crazies are always religious--no offense." Gabriele heard Osama's palaver in
Arabic."
"Osama wants to know if you play volleyball with us." said Khalid Sheik
Mohammed. Khalid Sheik Mohamed smiled widely with his fangs.
"Volleyball?" asked Gabriele. "It's a bit strange, but what the fuck. Will it
expedite me getting out of here?"
"No doubt! Osama want to be a good host while you here. He want to have fun
with you."
"All right, if I must."
"Splendid," said Khalid Sheik Mohammed. "You must."
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