Tokyo to Tijuana: Gabriele Departing AmericaSills, Steven David Justin
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Tokyo to Tijuana: Gabriele Departing America
Sills, Steven David Justin
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Her ideas, she knew, were as rare as a Tennessee Coneflower or a Black Outhouse
Hollyhock-both of which bordered on extinction. They were as ineffable as the
very universe she resided in and as pessimistic as Hobbes' social contract
theory (although to her who often liked dressing up in black, black was not
pessimistic being the color of intrigue and enlightenment). She believed that
Hobbes was somewhat wrong in thinking that humans suppressed their own savagery
through the common necessity of not wanting to be murdered in their beds. The
contract wasn't as simple as that alone. The adult Gabriele thought that
through society small doses of competitive cunning could be exuded in basic
business competition and politics for the whole duration of one's long life.
The common workers left out of both, if given a high enough salary, would not
be anarchists or proletariat revolutionaries if they had enough money to go to
action packed movies or sports stadiums, buy whores once in a while, or other
benign conduits of savagery. In short, she believed that society came about for
the purpose of giving its members a long lifetime of small doses of savagery
instead of a few episodes of gluttonous devouring that could cause one to be
murdered rather easily. She wasn't sure of the specifics. She hadn't thought it
worthy of her time to think them out in an obscure philosophical treatise.
Besides, figuring out why the dog bit the bone wouldn't stop the biting.
"What are you doing, girls?" Gabriele smiled at them and walked toward the
stone.
"Wer' gonna killem, Lady," said the eldest girl.
"What per se are you hoping to rob of a life?"
"Lady'speakin' Shakespeare," said the eldest.
"Wer' gonna open these lizzardheads like coconuts and pull out the brains and
give'em to you, Lady, so that you can have breakfast," elucidated the second
one.
They laughed and Gabriele smiled widely, fully amused by their non- feminine
creative play. "My ladies, methinks thou art so nice, but unfortunately I've
already had breakfast."
"Lady'speakin Shakespeare again," said the first one.
"Oh, that Lady," scowled the second one playfully.
"Yeah, it's the Shakespeare language," continued the first, "But I'm good at
figerin'out Morse code so I can do this. There's more English in Shakespeare
than in Morse code. She's meanin' she already had breakfast but I don't think
that matters none. It ain't an issue."
"Yeah-ain't anissue-- any o'that," mimicked the second one.
"You can put it in your 'frigerator," said the oldest
"Pootit in your 'frigerator" said the third and smallest of the girls. The two
eldest girls laughed at her intrusion into the conversation. Everybody began to
laugh including Gabriele.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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