That I had not fallen into unfriendly hands was about the extent to
which my deductions led me; and with this consolatory fact, and a steady
resolve to remain awake three days, if necessary, so as to interrogate
the first visitor who should approach me, I mustered all my patience,
and waited quietly. What hour of the day it was when first I awoke
to even thus much of consciousness I cannot say; but I well remember
watching what appeared to me twelve mortal hours in my anxious
expectation. At last a key turned in an outer lock, a door opened, and
I heard a heavy foot enter. This was shortly followed by another step,
whose less imposing tread was, I suspected, a woman's.
“Where, in the devil's name, is the candle?” said a gruff voice, that
actually seemed to me not unknown. “I left it on the table when I went
out. Oh, my shin's broke!--that infernal table!”
“Oh, Lord! oh, Lord!” screamed the female voice.
“Ah, you 've caught it too!” cried the other, in glee; “did you think
you saw a little blue flame before you when your shin was barked?”
“You're a monster!” said the lady, in a tone of passionate indignation.
“Here it is,--I have it,” replied the other, not paying the slightest
attention to the endearing epithet last bestowed; “and damn me, if it 's
not burned down to the socket. Halloo there, Peter Dodd! You scoundrel,
where are you?”
“Call him Saladin,” said the lady, with a sneer, “and perhaps he 'll
answer.”
“Imp of darkness, where are you gone to? Peter--Dodd--Dodd--Peter! Ah,
you young blackguard! where were you all this time?”
“Asleep, sir; sure you know well, sir, it 's little rest I get,” said
a thin, childish voice in answer. “Wasn't it five o'clock this morning
when I devilled the two kidneys ye had for supper for the four officers,
and had to borrey the kian pepper over the way?”
“I'll bore a gimlet hole through your pineal gland, and stuff it with
brass-headed nails, if you reply to me. Anna Maria, that was a fine
thought, eh? glorious, by Jove! There, put the candle there, hand your
mistress a chair; give me my robe-de'chambre. Confound me, if it's not
getting like the kingdom of Prussia on the map, full of very straggling
dependencies. Supper, Saladin!”
“The sorrow taste--”
“What, thou piece of human ebony! what do you say?”
“Me hab no--a--ting in de larder,” cried the child, in a broken voice.
“Isn't there a back of a duck and two slices of cold bacon?” asked the
lady, in the tone of a cross-examining barrister.
“I poisoned the bacon for the rats, Miss; and for the duck--”
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