I was very tired, and reckoned on going to bed now--but no such thing.
Fyall ordered Jupiter to bring a case from his gig-box, containing some
capital brandy. A new brewage of punch took place, and I found about the
small hours that we were all verging fast towards drunkenness, or
something very like that same. The Yankee was specially plied by Fyall,
evidently with an object, and he soon succeeded in making him helplessly
drunk.
The fun now “grew fast and furious,”--a large wash-tub was ordered in,
placed under a beam at the corner of the room, and filled with water; a
sack and a three-inch rope were then called for, and promptly produced by
the blackies, who, apparently accustomed to Fyall’s pranks, grinned with
delight.--Buckskin was thrust into the sack, feet foremost; the mouth of
it was then gathered round his throat with a string, and I was set to
splice a bight in the rope, so as to fit under his arms without running,
which might have choked him. All things being prepared, the slack end was
thrown over the beam. He was soused in the tub, the word was given to
hoist away, and we ran him up to the roof, and then belayed the rope round
the body of the overseer, who was able to sit on his chair, and that was
all. The cold bath, and the being hung up to dry, speedily sobered the
American, but his arms being within the sack, he could do nothing for his
own emancipation; he kept swearing, however, and entreating, and dancing
with rage, every jerk drawing the cord tighter round the waist of the
overseer, who, unaware of his situation, thought himself bewitched as he
was drawn with violence by starts along the floor, with the chair as it
were glued to him. At length the patient extricated one of his arms, and
laying hold of the beam above him, drew himself up, and then letting go
his hold suddenly, fairly lifted the drunken overseer, chair and all,
several feet from the ground, so as to bring him on a level with himself,
and then, in mid air, began to pummel his counterpoise with right
goodwill. At length, fearful of the consequences from the fury into which
the man had worked himself, Fyall and I dashed out the candles, and fled
to our rooms, where, after barricading the doors, we shouted to the
servants to let the gentlemen down.
The next morning had been fixed for duck-shooting, and the overseer and I
were creeping along amongst the mangrove bushes on the shore, to get a
shot at some teal, when we saw our friend the pair of compasses crossing
the small bay in his boat, towards his little pilotboat-built schooner,
which was moored in a small creek opposite, the brushwood concealing every
thing but her masts. My companion, as wild an Irishman as I ever knew,
hailed him,--
“Hillo, Obadiah--Buckskin--you Yankee rascal, heave-to. Come ashore
here--come ashore.”
Obed, smoking his pipe, deliberately uncoiled himself--I thou as he rose,
there was to be no end of him--and stood upright in the boat, like an
ill-rigged jurymast.
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