NEHEMIAH WIMPENNY, of Holmfirth, "Gentleman, one of Her Majesty's
&c.," in other words a solicitor, was the only legal practitioner in
the village or neighbourhood, and though not more than thirty years of
age, enjoyed a considerable practice. His father, Ebenezer, had been a
successful manufacturer and a zealous Methodist. Presumably he believed
that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than
for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of Heaven. Certainly he shared
the common belief that lawyers are very scarce in the celestial regions.
But these convictions did not deter him from storing up riches in this
world, nor from bringing up his son to the legal profession. Perhaps he
had confidence in the axiom that exceptions prove the rule.
Nehemiah was well cut-out for a country lawyer: he had the native
shrewdness and common sense, and if he did not know much law he found
common-sense a very good substitute for it. His local knowledge was like
that of a historic character extensive and peculiar, and his father's
acquaintances and business connections who, at first from friendship,
gave their business to young Nehemiah, had no reason to complain of lack
of his attention to their interests or ability to protect them. In
person he was of medium height, of sandy hair and pale complexion, with
a cold and fishy eye and a cold and clammy hand. He dressed loudly and
flashily, but as the extravagance of his raiment was attributed to a
twelve months' stay in London in the office of a town agent its fashion
or propriety few questioned. He was fond of jewellery, and displayed a
good deal of it on his person, and was supposed by envious young
manufacturers and merchants to be a "devil among the women,"--a
reputation of which he was not a little vain, and which he sustained by
the amorous glances and _doubles entendres_ of refreshment rooms and
bars. He had spent a week in Paris, and hinted that he could an' he
would tell a thing or two about the iniquities of the gay city. This did
not prevent Nehemiah from attending with laudable regularity at the
Methodist Chapel, and anxious mammas with marriageable daughters, secure
in the assurance that a reformed rake makes a very passable saint,
viewed with complacency the attentions which it pleased this very
common-place Lothario to pay to the virgins of their flock and fold; and
the pastor of Zion Chapel himself, doubtless reflecting that he was sent
to the lost sheep of the house of Israel, and to heal those that were
sick and not those that were whole, was very tender indeed to a
church-member who gave weekly signs of grace in the form of substantial
contributions to the collection box, and whose quarterly pew-rent could
always be depended on. It is only fair to Nehemiah to say that he never
permitted his dissipations which were possibly much exaggerated, to
interfere with business, and that, however deep his potations of the
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