“Yes, I suppose I had better,” repeated Dr. Spidderkins. “She’d get in,
anyhow,” he added. “Oh, but she _is_ a woman. There’s no use talking,
she certainly is a Tartar. I--I don’t know when I ever met, or heard
of, or read of, in all ancient history, for example, one to equal her.
Lady Macbeth, perhaps. You recall Lady Macbeth, I presume?”
“Are you going to let me in, Dr. Spidderkins, or shall I have to go and
get my duplicate keys, and open the door myself?” interrupted the harsh
voice of the housekeeper.
“Did you hear that?” whispered the doctor. “Duplicate keys! I knew she
must have some way of getting into this room. Once I found a copy of
Dante, which I prized very highly, laid upside down on my table, and
I’m almost certain that I left it right side up. But then my wretched
memory----”
A rattling of the knob reminded him that the housekeeper was still
waiting.
“Then you really think I’d better let her in?” again whispered the
doctor to Tom.
The telephone boy nodded.
“Very well, I will, but say nothing to her about what you told me.”
“I’ll not,” replied Tom.
The doctor unlocked the door. Mrs. Sandow, who had, just as the doctor
suspected she would, made her way to the library, was seen standing in
a belligerent attitude in that apartment.
“Well, it’s taken you long enough to open the door,” she snapped.
“Yes, we--we were very busy,” said Dr. Spidderkins.
“I’d like to know what that good-for-nothing boy is doing here all the
while?” went on the angry woman.
As no one offered to enlighten her she glared at Tom.
“Did--er--did you want to speak to me?” asked the physician, and Tom
waited anxiously for the answer. He thought it might have something to
do with the matter in hand.
“Of course I want to speak to you,” said Mrs. Sandow. “Do you think I’d
come all the way here from my kitchen, and waste my time knocking at
locked doors, though for the life of me I can’t see why you should lock
you door, for I’m sure I don’t want to take any of your old books, no
matter what others may wish, but then of course----” Here Mrs. Sandow
appeared to forget what she had started out to say, but she switched
off on another tack and asked:
“Do you remember me telling you that the water pipes in the kitchen
would need fixing?”
“I--er--I seem to remember----” began the doctor.
“No, you don’t remember, and that’s just the trouble. You don’t
remember anything. You’d forget to eat if I didn’t call you.”
“Oh, now I remember!” cried the doctor. “It was about the furnace. You
said we’d need a new grate. I knew I would remember that, because I
associated it in my mind with a book about Alexander the Great, and----”
“No, no! Nothing of the sort,” interrupted Mrs. Sandow. “That was
last year when the grate broke, and you had to get a new one. This is
about the water pipes in the kitchen. What I came to tell you was that
one had burst, the water is spouting all over the room, and we need a
plumber right away!”
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