Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, April 1905Various
Religion
Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, April 1905
Various
United States -- Politics and government -- Periodicals
BY HUGH PENDEXTER
Tiberius Smith in love was a spectacle I had never conjured up. Billy
Campbell, the strolling actor and his patron’s Boswell, had pictured the
old showman to me as being arrested for a spy in Russia, for a madman
in France, for a too active Carlist in Spain and for smuggling opium in
China, but he had never hinted at sentiment. I had taken it for granted
that Smith’s many wanderings over the face of the earth with his various
theatrical enterprises and circuses had eliminated any inclination for
love-sickness, and it seems it had until he met the lord’s daughter.
That was like Smith. It was impossible to conceive of him as married and
settled down, and when he did fall in love it was his characteristic
to indulge in a hopeless passion. For all that, the lord’s daughter
was forced to see him at his best, sturdy and resourceful, when others
failed her, and I doubt not but that this knowledge was sadly sweet to
the old showman, and that in after years he enjoyed diagnosing the climax
and realizing it was superbly dramatic. If she ignored his existence at
first, he had the keen pleasure of knowing she had only him to rely on at
a most critical finale and that her world was better, much better, for
his having lived.
Possibly the trick could have been turned without him, turned in a
prosaic manner with some bloodshed and a great waste of gunpowder. But
when a lovely girl is the stake, be she a lord’s daughter or a queen
from the masses, it is sometimes advisable to finesse. And Tiberius, if
slightly melodramatic, solved the problem as he could only do, and as
only he could do—that is, in an unusual manner. Campbell used to style
him the “assassin of adversity,” and his peculiar faculty of rescuing the
weak from undesirable situations was, perhaps, never better demonstrated
than when, with cutter bars down, he restored the English girl to her
people and incidentally introduced the uses and abuses of modern farming
implements to some unsophisticated savages in a lonely Pacific isle.
I had recurred to the time when Tiberius piloted an Uncle Tom’s Cabin
company up and down the land, and Billy, gazing sadly into my open grate,
irrelevantly observed:
“Yes; and that was when Tib ought to have won her and settled down. He
was clear daffy over that girl, and I’ll admit she was a hummer; one,
you know, that would make a man abandon his grandmother in a blinding
snowstorm if it pleased her. But I reckon Fate had other work cut out for
Tiberius besides spooning, love in a cottage and no money for the iceman
and all that sort of stuff. Yes, it was fully ten years ago that the
_Kalanke_ broke her propeller.”
“You are speaking of a boat?” I inquired.
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