Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 3, May 1905Various
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Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 3, May 1905
Various
United States -- Politics and government -- Periodicals
“You know the little white marks on the nails which, as children, we used
to say came from telling lies? Well, my mania was that if I told nothing
_but_ lies, lied constantly and consistently, I could turn mine entirely
white. I tried and I succeeded. The will, obeying a diseased mind, plays
queer pranks. I was partly proud of the result of my experiment, partly
ashamed of it. So I took to wearing gloves and gauntlets most of the
time. I began to get a reputation as a phenomenal liar. Once I overheard
a man say, ‘Dr. Bently says it is so? Then that settles it; it’s a lie
that would turn Beelzebub green with envy. Why, I wouldn’t believe the
doctor if he swore to anything on seventeen cubic miles of Bibles in the
original Hebrew.’
“I could have hugged him with grateful delight. But friends and
practice dropped away. People began to look at me askance, and before
Mrs. Johnstone died she was about the only patient of our class I had
left. The street urchins used to yell at me, ‘Hallo, Ananias! where’s
Sapphira?’ and ‘Berny Bently; or, The Hidden Hand.’ So I came here and
hid myself in this great city, where no one cares for anything but money
and would make much of a rich man if he had claws, hoofs, horns and a
tail all white as snow or black as ink.”
While he spoke I had watched his nails closely and curiously, and the
pink spots had spread and spread, slowly but surely, until the normal,
healthy color had come back to them. I told him, but he never looked at
them. Instead, he got up, came over to me, took my two hands in his and
said slowly and reverently: “Thank God and you, dear friend, I am cured!”
His splendid eyes were filled with tears, and his exquisite voice was
solemn and broken with emotion. My own eyes were rather misty, but then
they were never much good; and, for a lawyer, I was quite moved. I gave
him my friendship then and there, and I have never regretted it.
* * * * *
Two weeks later, starting from my own home, where Mrs. Abbott and Bently
had been our most welcome guests, we all went to Laneville, where we met
Mr. and Mrs. Johnstone, whom we had summoned back by cable. They made us
but little trouble, being cowards as well as scoundrels. Mrs. Abbott,
however—good, kindly, generous little soul—was so unfeignedly sorry for
her unworthy brother that she wished to let him have the lion’s share of
the big property; but we overruled the soft-hearted child-woman and made
her take her full share. I had the pleasure, subsequently, of expressing
to Mr. Johnstone exactly what I thought of him, and I had considerable
difficulty in restraining the doctor from giving him a beating.
Not long after I began divorce proceedings for Mrs. Abbott, but her
rascally husband saved her and me the annoyance of going into court by
opportunely and thoughtfully dying.
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