Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 3, May 1905Various
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Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 3, May 1905
Various
United States -- Politics and government -- Periodicals
“And you didn’t fetch my prayer-book, after all?” she inquired
reprovingly. “You _are_ a devoted squire of dames, I must say!”
“It was of my devotion to the fair in general and to you in particular
that I came back to speak,” he began, unable, in spite of his firm
resolution, to approach the subject except with his usual air of
audacious impertinence and frivolity. “You must have observed that I
bestow my society upon you in a way that causes half the beauties of
the gay world of which I am so conspicuous an ornament fairly to die of
jealousy. Well, my dear Mrs. March, I do so because you are the only
woman who does not bore me too much. Point by point as our acquaintance
grew I came to feel that you are as free from disqualifying features as
any woman can be—in short, you know, I’ve almost made up my mind to think
fairly well of you.”
Then followed an interview the like of which it is safe to say has never
been heard before or since. In substance and seriousness it was the same
as Travers’s, for Allyne, too, had been suddenly made independent by
Fair’s investment of a small sum intrusted to him, but it was, on the
surface, only a remarkable example of his characteristic nonsensical
raillery and light chaffing. That the result was the same as it had been
in Travers’s case may be inferred from the fact that when he left her
with a painful effort at nonchalance he turned and came back to her to
say:
“Tell me just one thing. It’s not that grave-digger, Dick Travers, is it?”
Mrs. March jumped at the immense relief of being able to laugh at this
fling, and fairly shouted: “No—horrors!”
“Thank heaven for that!” returned Allyne. “Now I sha’n’t have to commit
suicide.”
With one of his inimitable grimaces, he hurried into the house and she
did not see the solitary tear that trickled down his cheek when he shut
himself into his room and threw a pillow at his image in the mirror,
crying: “You old fool!”
Mrs. March stood where he had left her, and her sense of humor mercifully
prevented her dwelling on the unhappy side of the situation. And it was
not until years afterward, when all three could bear to speak of it, that
she related to both of them what had occurred.
“Truly Englishmen bear off the palm,” she mused after the first shock
had passed. “All other men lay their hearts at a woman’s feet—but an
Englishman condescends to let her know that he doesn’t mind allowing her
to use his name if she has a mind to do so! Well, Baggs, was he there?”
Her last words were addressed to her maid, who had been watching for an
opportunity to approach her mistress for some minutes.
“Yes, ma’am,” she answered. “But I had to wait a little while before the
gentleman came. Here is a letter, ma’am.”
“And what was the gentleman like?” asked Mrs. March, taking the letter.
“He were a dark, foreign gentleman, ma’am, with a black mustache. He
spoke Eyetalian lovely, ma’am—just lovely!”
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