Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 4, June 1905Various
General
Tom Watson's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 4, June 1905
Various
United States -- Politics and government -- Periodicals
“I’d deserve to be kicked off the face of the earth,” Floyd responded
with firmness, “if I turned tail and ran. He seems to think I may light
out; I judge that by his setting the time a couple of hours ahead, but
I’ll give him satisfaction. I’m built that way, Pole. There is no use
arguing about it.”
“My God, my God!” Pole said under his breath. “Hush! Thar comes Mayhew. I
reckon you don’t want him to know about it!”
“No, he’d be in for swearing out a peace warrant. For all you do, don’t
let him on to it, Pole. I want to write a letter or two, before Wade
comes. Don’t let the old man interrupt me.”
“I’ll feel like I’m dancin’ on yore scaffold,” the farmer growled. “I
want my mind free to—to study. Thar! He’s stopped to talk to Joe Peters.
Say, Nelson, I see Mel Jones down thar talkin’ to a squad in front o’ the
door; they’ve got the’r heads packed together as close as sardines. I see
through it now. By God, I see through _that_!”
“What is it you see through, Pole?” Floyd looked up from Wade’s note, his
brow furrowed.
“Why, Mel’s Jeff Wade’s fust cousin; he’s on to what’s up, an’ he’s
confidin’ it to a few; it will be all over this town in five minutes, an’
the women an’ childern will hide out to keep from bein’ hit. Thar they
come in at the front now, an’ they are around the old man like red ants
round the body of a black one. He’ll be on to it in a minute. Thar, see?
What did I tell you? He’s comin’ this way. You can tell by the old duck’s
walk that he’s excited.”
Floyd muttered something that escaped Pole’s ears, and set to work
writing. Mayhew came on rapidly, tapping his heavy cane on the floor, his
eyes glued on the placid profile of his young partner.
“What’s this I hear?” he panted. “Has Jeff Wade sent you word that he was
comin’ here to shoot you?”
Pole laughed out merrily, and, stepping forward, slapped the old merchant
familiarly on the arm. “It’s a joke, Mr. Mayhew!” he said. “I put it
up on Mel Jones as we rid in town; he’s always makin’ fun o’ women fer
tattlin’, an’ said I to myse’f, said I, ‘I’ll see how deep that’s rooted
under yore hide, old chap,’ an’ so I made that up out o’ whole cloth. I
was jest tellin’ Nelson, here, that I’d bet a hoss to a ginger-cake that
Mel ’ud not be able to keep it, an’ he hain’t. Nelson, by George, the
triflin’ skunk let it out inside o’ ten minutes, although he swore to me
he’d keep his mouth shet. I’ll make ’im set up the drinks on that.”
“Well, I don’t like such jokes!” Mayhew fumed. “Jokes like that and
what’s at the bottom of them don’t do a reputable house any good. And I
don’t want any more of them. Do you understand, sir?”
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