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She smiled at me. “Well,” she said, “we’re engaged—aren’t we?”
“That can’t go on for ever. Will you marry me next week?”
She looked me in the face. “We can’t,” she said.
“You promised to marry me when I had three hundred a year.”
She was silent for a space. “Can’t we go on for a time as we are? We
_could_ marry on three hundred a year. But it means a very little
house. There’s Smithie’s brother. They manage on two hundred and fifty,
but that’s very little. She says they have a semi-detached house almost
on the road, and hardly a bit of garden. And the wall to next-door is
so thin they hear everything. When her baby cries—they rap. And people
stand against the railings and talk.... Can’t we wait? You’re doing so
well.”
An extraordinary bitterness possessed me at this invasion of the
stupendous beautiful business of love by sordid necessity. I answered
her with immense restraint.
“If,” I said, “we could have a double-fronted, detached house—at
Ealing, say—with a square patch of lawn in front and a garden
behind—and—and a tiled bathroom.”
“That would be sixty pounds a year at least.”
“Which means five hundred a year.... Yes, well, you see, I told my
uncle I wanted that, and I’ve got it.”
“Got what?”
“Five hundred pounds a year.”
“Five hundred pounds!”
I burst into laughter that had more than a taste of bitterness.
“Yes,” I said, “really! and _now_ what do you think?”
“Yes,” she said, a little flushed; “but be sensible! Do you really mean
you’ve got a Rise, all at once, of two hundred a year?”
“To marry on—yes.”
She scrutinised me a moment. “You’ve done this as a surprise!” she
said, and laughed at my laughter. She had become radiant, and that made
me radiant, too.
“Yes,” I said, “yes,” and laughed no longer bitterly.
She clasped her hands and looked me in the eyes.
She was so pleased that I forgot absolutely my disgust of a moment
before. I forgot that she had raised her price two hundred pounds a
year and that I had bought her at that.
“Come!” I said, standing up; “let’s go towards the sunset, dear, and
talk about it all. Do you know—this is a most beautiful world, an
amazingly beautiful world, and when the sunset falls upon you it makes
you into shining gold. No, not gold—into golden glass.... Into
something better that either glass or gold.”...
And for all that evening I wooed her and kept her glad. She made me
repeat my assurances over again and still doubted a little.
We furnished that double-fronted house from attic—it ran to an attic—to
cellar, and created a garden.
“Do you know Pampas Grass?” said Marion. “I love Pampas Grass... if
there is room.”
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