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“Great galleries and things—running out there and there—See? I been
thinking of it, George! Looking out all this way—across the Weald. With
its back to Lady Grove.”
“And the morning sun in its eye.”
“Like an eagle, George,—like an eagle!”
So he broached to me what speedily became the leading occupation of his
culminating years, Crest Hill. But all the world has heard of that
extravagant place which grew and changed its plans as it grew, and
bubbled like a salted snail, and burgeoned and bulged and evermore
grew. I know not what delirium of pinnacles and terraces and arcades
and corridors glittered at last upon the uplands of his mind; the
place, for all that its expansion was terminated abruptly by our
collapse, is wonderful enough as it stands,—that empty instinctive
building of a childless man. His chief architect was a young man named
Westminster, whose work he had picked out in the architecture room of
the Royal Academy on account of a certain grandiose courage in it, but
with him he associated from time to time a number of fellow
professionals, stonemasons, sanitary engineers, painters, sculptors,
scribes, metal workers, wood carvers, furniture designers, ceramic
specialists, landscape gardeners, and the man who designs the
arrangement and ventilation of the various new houses in the London
Zoological Gardens. In addition he had his own ideas. The thing
occupied his mind at all times, but it held it completely from Friday
night to Monday morning. He would come down to Lady Grove on Friday
night in a crowded motor-car that almost dripped architects. He didn’t,
however, confine himself to architects; every one was liable to an
invitation to week-end and view Crest Hill, and many an eager promoter,
unaware of how Napoleonically and completely my uncle had
departmentalised his mind, tried to creep up to him by way of tiles and
ventilators and new electric fittings. Always on Sunday mornings,
unless the weather was vile, he would, so soon as breakfast and his
secretaries were disposed of, visit the site with a considerable
retinue, and alter and develop plans, making modifications, Zzzz-ing,
giving immense new orders verbally—an unsatisfactory way, as
Westminster and the contractors ultimately found.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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