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Lord Roberts α very nearly terminated all my investigations. My idea
both in this and its more successful and famous younger brother, Lord
Roberts β, was to utilise the idea of a contractile balloon with a
rigid flat base, a balloon shaped rather like an inverted boat that
should almost support the apparatus, but not quite. The gas-bag was of
the chambered sort used for these long forms, and not with an internal
balloonette. The trouble was to make the thing contractile. This I
sought to do by fixing a long, fine-meshed silk net over it that was
fastened to be rolled up on two longitudinal rods. Practically I
contracted my sausage gas-bag by netting it down. The ends were too
complex for me to describe here, but I thought them out elaborately and
they were very carefully planned. Lord Roberts α was furnished with a
single big screw forward, and there was a rudder aft. The engine was
the first one to be, so to speak, right in the plane of the gas-bag. I
lay immediately under the balloon on a sort of glider framework, far
away from either engine or rudder, controlling them by wire-pulls
constructed on the principle of the well-known Bowden brake of the
cyclist.
But Lord Roberts α has been pretty exhaustively figured and described
in various aeronautical publications. The unforeseen defect was the
badness of the work in the silk netting. It tore aft as soon as I began
to contract the balloon, and the last two segments immediately bulged
through the hole, exactly as an inner tube will bulge through the
ruptured outer cover of a pneumatic tire, and then the sharp edge of
the torn net cut the oiled-silk of the distended last segment along a
weak seam and burst it with a loud report.
Up to that point the whole thing had been going on extremely well. As a
navigable balloon and before I contracted it, the Lord Roberts α was an
unqualified success. It had run out of the shed admirably at nine or
ten miles an hour or more, and although there was a gentle southwester
blowing, it had gone up and turned and faced it as well as any craft of
the sort I have ever seen.
I lay in my customary glider position, horizontal and face downward,
and the invisibility of all the machinery gave an extraordinary effect
of independent levitation. Only by looking up, as it were, and turning
my head back could I see the flat aeroplane bottom of the balloon and
the rapid successive passages, swish, swish, swish of the vans of the
propeller. I made a wide circle over Lady Grove and Duffield and out
towards Effingham and came back quite successfully to the
starting-point.
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