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Cothope really knows more about the fall than I do. He describes the
easterly start, the tilt, and the appearance and bursting of a sort of
bladder aft. Then down I swooped, very swiftly, but not nearly so
steeply as I imagined I was doing. “Fifteen or twenty degrees,” said
Cothope, “to be exact.” From him it was that I learnt that I let the
nets loose again, and so arrested my fall. He thinks I was more in
control of myself than I remember.
But I do not see why I should have forgotten so excellent a resolution.
His impression is that I was really steering and trying to drop into
the Farthing Down beeches. “You hit the trees,” he said, “and the whole
affair stood on its nose among them, and then very slowly crumpled up.
I saw you’d been jerked out, as I thought, and I didn’t stay for more.
I rushed for my bicycle.”
As a matter of fact, it was purely accidental that I came down in the
woods. I am reasonably certain that I had no more control then than a
thing in a parcel. I remember I felt a sort of wincing, “Now it comes!”
as the trees rushed up to me. If I remember that, I should remember
steering. Then the propeller smashed, everything stopped with a jerk,
and I was falling into a mass of yellowing leaves, and Lord Roberts α,
so it seemed to me, was going back into the sky.
I felt twigs and things hit me in the face, but I didn’t feel injured
at the time; I clutched at things that broke, tumbled through a froth
of green and yellow into a shadowy world of great bark-covered arms,
and there, snatching wildly, got a grip on a fair round branch, and
hung.
I became intensely alert and clear-headed. I held by that branch for a
moment and then looked about me, and caught at another, and then found
myself holding to a practicable fork. I swung forward to that and got a
leg around it below its junction, and so was able presently to clamber
down, climbing very coolly and deliberately. I dropped ten feet or so
from the lowest branch and fell on my feet. “That’s all right,” I said,
and stared up through the tree to see what I could of the deflated and
crumpled remains that had once been Lord Roberts α festooned on the
branches it had broken. “Gods!” I said, “what a tumble!”
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