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The captain was a most extraordinary creature, under the impression we
were after copper ore; he was a Roumanian Jew, with twitching,
excitable features, who had made his way to a certificate after some
preliminary naval experiences in the Black Sea. The mate was an Essex
man of impenetrable reserve. The crew were astoundingly ill-clad and
destitute and dirty; most of them youths, unwashed, out of colliers.
One, the cook was a mulatto; and one, the best-built fellow of them
all, was a Breton. There was some subterfuge about our position on
board—I forget the particulars now—I was called the supercargo and
Pollack was the steward. This added to the piratical flavour that
insufficient funds and Gordon-Nasmyth’s original genius had already
given the enterprise.
Those two days of bustle at Gravesend, under dingy skies, in narrow,
dirty streets, were a new experience for me. It is like nothing else in
my life. I realised that I was a modern and a civilised man. I found
the food filthy and the coffee horrible; the whole town stank in my
nostrils, the landlord of the Good Intent on the quay had a stand-up
quarrel with us before I could get even a hot bath, and the bedroom I
slept in was infested by a quantity of exotic but voracious flat
parasites called locally “bugs,” in the walls, in the woodwork,
everywhere. I fought them with insect powder, and found them comatose
in the morning. I was dipping down into the dingy underworld of the
contemporary state, and I liked it no better than I did my first dip
into it when I stayed with my Uncle Nicodemus Frapp at the bakery at
Chatham—where, by-the-by, we had to deal with cockroaches of a smaller,
darker variety, and also with bugs of sorts.
Let me confess that through all this time before we started I was
immensely self-conscious, and that Beatrice played the part of audience
in my imagination throughout. I was, as I say, “saving the situation,”
and I was acutely aware of that. The evening before we sailed, instead
of revising our medicine-chest as I had intended, I took the car and
ran across country to Lady Grove to tell my aunt of the journey I was
making, dress, and astonish Lady Osprey by an after dinner call.
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