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I believe that the primary influence of the quap upon us was to
increase the conductivity of our nerves, but that is a mere
unjustifiable speculation on my part. At any rate it gave a sort of
east wind effect to life. We all became irritable, clumsy, languid and
disposed to be impatient with our languor. We moored the brig to the
rocks with difficulty, and got aground on mud and decided to stick
there and tow off when we had done—the bottom was as greasy as butter.
Our efforts to fix up planks and sleepers in order to wheel the quap
aboard were as ill-conceived as that sort of work can be—and that sort
of work can at times be very ill-conceived. The captain had a
superstitious fear of his hold: he became wildly gesticulatory and
expository and incompetent at the bare thought of it. His shouts still
echo in my memory, becoming as each crisis approached less and less
like any known tongue.
But I cannot now write the history of those days of blundering and
toil: of how Milton, one of the boys, fell from a plank to the beach,
thirty feet perhaps, with his barrow and broke his arm and I believe a
rib, of how I and Pollack set the limb and nursed him through the fever
that followed, of how one man after another succumbed to a feverish
malaria, and how I—by virtue of my scientific reputation—was obliged to
play the part of doctor and dose them with quinine, and then finding
that worse than nothing, with rum and small doses of Easton’s Syrup, of
which there chanced to be a case of bottles aboard—Heaven and
Gordon-Nasmyth know why. For three long days we lay in misery and never
shipped a barrow-load. Then, when they resumed, the men’s hands broke
out into sores. There were no gloves available; and I tried to get
them, while they shovelled and wheeled, to cover their hands with
stockings or greased rags. They would not do this on account of the
heat and discomfort. This attempt of mine did, however, direct their
attention to the quap as the source of their illness and precipitated
what in the end finished our lading, an informal strike. “We’ve had
enough of this,” they said, and they meant it. They came aft to say as
much. They cowed the captain.
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