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“The Bloody bullies!” he shouted. “The Bloody Bullies.”
He ceased to weep. He became suddenly rapid and explanatory.
“It’s not a fair game, George. They tire you out. And I’m not well. My
stomach’s all wrong. And I been and got a cold. I always been li’ble to
cold, and this one’s on my chest. And then they tell you to speak up.
They bait you—and bait you, and bait you. It’s torture. The strain of
it. You can’t remember what you said. You’re bound to contradict
yourself. It’s like Russia, George.... It isn’t fair play.... Prominent
man. I’ve been next at dinners with that chap, Neal; I’ve told him
stories—and he’s bitter! Sets out to ruin me. Don’t ask a civil
question—bellows.” He broke down again. “I’ve been bellowed at, I been
bullied, I been treated like a dog. Dirty cads they are! Dirty cads!
I’d rather be a Three-Card Sharper than a barrister; I’d rather sell
cat’s-meat in the streets.
“They sprung things on me this morning, things I didn’t expect. They
rushed me! I’d got it all in my hands and then I was jumped. By Neal!
Neal I’ve given city tips to! Neal! I’ve helped Neal....
“I couldn’t swallow a mouthful—not in the lunch hour. I couldn’t face
it. It’s true, George—I couldn’t face it. I said I’d get a bit of air
and slipped out and down to the Embankment, and there I took a boat to
Richmond. Some idee. I took a rowing boat when I got there and I rowed
about on the river for a bit. A lot of chaps and girls there was on the
bank laughed at my shirt-sleeves and top hat. Dessay they thought it
was a pleasure trip. Fat lot of pleasure! I rowed round for a bit and
came in. Then I came on here. Windsor way. And there they are in London
doing what they like with me.... I don’t care!”
“But” I said, looking down at him, perplexed.
“It’s abscondin’. They’ll have a warrant.”
“I don’t understand,” I said.
“It’s all up, George—all up and over.
“And I thought I’d live in that place, George and die a lord! It’s a
great place, reely, an imperial—if anyone has the sense to buy it and
finish it. That terrace—”
I stood thinking him over.
“Look here!” I said. “What’s that about—a warrant? Are you sure they’ll
get a warrant? I’m sorry uncle; but what have you done?”
“Haven’t I told you?”
“Yes, but they won’t do very much to you for that. They’ll only bring
you up for the rest of your examination.”
He remained silent for a time. At last he spoke—speaking with
difficulty.
“It’s worse than that. I’ve done something. They’re bound to get it
out. Practically they _have_ got it out.”
“What?”
“Writin’ things down—I done something.”
For the first time in his life, I believe, he felt and looked ashamed.
It filled me with remorse to see him suffer so.
“We’ve all done things,” I said. “It’s part of the game the world makes
us play. If they want to arrest you—and you’ve got no cards in your
hand—! They mustn’t arrest you.”
“No. That’s partly why I went to Richmond. But I never thought—”
His little bloodshot eyes stared at Crest Hill.
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