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That night the little clergyman watched, and in the small hours he
raised a false alarm that my uncle was dying, and made an extraordinary
fuss. He raised the house. I shall never forget that scene, I think,
which began with a tapping at my bedroom door just after I had fallen
asleep, and his voice—
“If you want to see your uncle before he goes, you must come now.”
The stuffy little room was crowded when I reached it, and lit by three
flickering candles. I felt I was back in the eighteenth century. There
lay my poor uncle amidst indescribably tumbled bedclothes, weary of
life beyond measure, weary and rambling, and the little clergyman
trying to hold his hand and his attention, and repeating over and over
again:
“Mr. Ponderevo, Mr. Ponderevo, it is all right. It is all right.
“Only Believe! ‘Believe on me, and ye shall be saved’!”
Close at hand was the doctor with one of those cruel and idiotic
injection needles modern science puts in the hands of these
half-educated young men, keeping my uncle flickeringly alive for no
reason whatever. The _religieuse_ hovered sleepily in the background
with an overdue and neglected dose. In addition, the landlady had not
only got up herself, but roused an aged crone of a mother and a
partially imbecile husband, and there was also a fattish, stolid man in
grey alpaca, with an air of importance—who he was and how he got there,
I don’t know. I rather fancy the doctor explained him to me in French I
did not understand. And they were all there, wearily nocturnal, hastily
and carelessly dressed, intent upon the life that flickered and sank,
making a public and curious show of its going, queer shapes of human
beings lit by three uncertain candles, and every soul of them keenly
and avidly resolved to be in at the death. The doctor stood, the others
were all sitting on chairs the landlady had brought in and arranged for
them.
And my uncle spoilt the climax, and did not die.
I replaced the little clergyman on the chair by the bedside, and he
hovered about the room.
“I think,” he whispered to me mysteriously, as he gave place to me, “I
believe—it is well with him.”
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