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It is quaint, no doubt, this England—it is even dignified in places—and
full of mellow associations. That does not alter the quality of the
realities these robes conceal. The realities are greedy trade, base
profit—seeking, bold advertisement; and kingship and chivalry, spite of
this wearing of treasured robes, are as dead among it all as that
crusader my uncle championed against the nettles outside the Duffield
church.
I have thought much of that bright afternoon’s panorama.
To run down the Thames so is to run one’s hand over the pages in the
book of England from end to end. One begins in Craven Reach and it is
as if one were in the heart of old England. Behind us are Kew and
Hampton Court with their memories of Kings and Cardinals, and one runs
at first between Fulham’s episcopal garden parties and Hurlingham’s
playground for the sporting instinct of our race. The whole effect is
English. There is space, there are old trees and all the best qualities
of the home-land in that upper reach. Putney, too, looks Anglican on a
dwindling scale. And then for a stretch the newer developments slop
over, one misses Bladesover and there come first squalid stretches of
mean homes right and left and then the dingy industrialism of the south
side, and on the north bank the polite long front of nice houses,
artistic, literary, administrative people’s residences, that stretches
from Cheyne Walk nearly to Westminster and hides a wilderness of slums.
What a long slow crescendo that is, mile after mile, with the houses
crowding closelier, the multiplying succession of church towers, the
architectural moments, the successive bridges, until you come out into
the second movement of the piece with Lambeth’s old palace under your
quarter and the houses of Parliament on your bow! Westminster Bridge is
ahead of you then, and through it you flash, and in a moment the
round-faced clock tower cranes up to peer at you again and New Scotland
Yard squares at you, a fat beef-eater of a policeman disguised
miraculously as a Bastille.
For a stretch you have the essential London; you have Charing Cross
railway station, heart of the world, and the Embankment on the north
side with its new hotels overshadowing its Georgian and Victorian
architecture, and mud and great warehouses and factories, chimneys,
shot towers, advertisements on the south. The northward skyline grows
more intricate and pleasing, and more and more does one thank God for
Wren. Somerset House is as picturesque as the civil war, one is
reminded again of the original England, one feels in the fretted sky
the quality of Restoration Lace.
And then comes Astor’s strong box and the lawyers’ Inns.
(I had a passing memory of myself there, how once I had trudged along
the Embankment westward, weighing my uncle’s offer of three hundred
pounds a year....)
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