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He concluded as he often concluded these talks. “I must invent
something,—that’s about what I must do. Zzzz. Some convenience.
Something people want.... Strike out.... You can’t think, George, of
anything everybody wants and hasn’t got? I mean something you could
turn out retail under a shilling, say? Well, _you_ think, whenever you
haven’t got anything better to do. See?”
II
So I remember my uncle in that first phase, young, but already a little
fat, restless, fretful, garrulous, putting in my fermenting head all
sorts of discrepant ideas. Certainly he was educational....
For me the years at Wimblehurst were years of pretty active growth.
Most of my leisure and much of my time in the shop I spent in study. I
speedily mastered the modicum of Latin necessary for my qualifying
examinations, and—a little assisted by the Government Science and Art
Department classes that were held in the Grammar School—went on with my
mathematics. There were classes in physics, in chemistry, in
mathematics and machine drawing, and I took up these subjects with
considerable avidity. Exercise I got chiefly in the form of walks.
There was some cricket in the summer and football in the winter
sustained by young men’s clubs that levied a parasitic blackmail of the
big people and the sitting member, but I was never very keen at these
games. I didn’t find any very close companions among the youths of
Wimblehurst. They struck me, after my cockney schoolmates, as loutish
and slow, servile and furtive, spiteful and mean. _We_ used to swagger,
but these countrymen dragged their feet and hated an equal who didn’t;
we talked loud, but you only got the real thoughts of Wimblehurst in a
knowing undertone behind its hand. And even then they weren’t much in
the way of thoughts.
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