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“It isn’t _quite_ the way we meant to leave Wimblehurst, George; but we
shall have to go. Sale; all the things shoved about and ticketed—lot a
hundred and one. Ugh!... It’s been a larky little house in some ways.
The first we had. Furnishing—a spree in its way.... Very happy...” His
face winced at some memory. “Let’s go on, George,” he said shortly,
near choking, I could see.
I turned my back on him, and did not look round again for a little
while.
“That’s how it is, you see, George.” I heard him after a time.
When we were back in the high road again he came alongside, and for a
time we walked in silence.
“Don’t say anything home yet,” he said presently. “Fortunes of War. I
got to pick the proper time with Susan—else she’ll get depressed. Not
that she isn’t a first-rate brick whatever comes along.”
“All right,” I said, “I’ll be careful”; and it seemed to me for the
time altogether too selfish to bother him with any further inquiries
about his responsibility as my trustee. He gave a little sigh of relief
at my note of assent, and was presently talking quite cheerfully of his
plans.... But he had, I remember, one lapse into moodiness that came
and went suddenly. “Those others!” he said, as though the thought had
stung him for the first time.
“What others?” I asked.
“Damn them!” said he.
“But what others?”
“All those damned stick-in-the-mud-and-die-slowly tradespeople: Ruck,
the butcher, Marbel, the grocer. Snape! Gord! George, _how_ they’ll
grin!”
I thought him over in the next few weeks, and I remember now in great
detail the last talk we had together before he handed over the shop and
me to his successor. For he had the good luck to sell his business,
“lock, stock, and barrel”—in which expression I found myself and my
indentures included. The horrors of a sale by auction of the furniture
even were avoided.
I remember that either coming or going on that occasion, Ruck, the
butcher, stood in his doorway and regarded us with a grin that showed
his long teeth.
“You half-witted hog!” said my uncle. “You grinning hyaena”; and then,
“Pleasant day, Mr. Ruck.”
“Goin’ to make your fortun’ in London, then?” said Mr. Ruck, with slow
enjoyment.
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