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Afterwards I drove in a cab down a canon of rushing street between high
warehouses, and peeped up astonished at the blackened greys of Saint
Paul’s. The traffic of Cheapside—it was mostly in horse omnibuses in
those days—seemed stupendous, its roar was stupendous; I wondered where
the money came from to employ so many cabs, what industry could support
the endless jostling stream of silk-hatted, frock-coated, hurrying men.
Down a turning I found the Temperance Hotel Mr. Mantell had recommended
to me. The porter in a green uniform who took over my portmanteau,
seemed, I thought, to despise me a good deal.
V
Matriculation kept me for four full days and then came an afternoon to
spare, and I sought out Tottenham Court Road through a perplexing
network of various and crowded streets. But this London was vast! it
was endless! it seemed the whole world had changed into packed
frontages and hoardings and street spaces. I got there at last and made
inquiries, and I found my uncle behind the counter of the pharmacy he
managed, an establishment that did not impress me as doing a
particularly high-class trade. “Lord!” he said at the sight of me, “I
was wanting something to happen!”
He greeted me warmly. I had grown taller, and he, I thought, had grown
shorter and smaller and rounder but otherwise he was unchanged. He
struck me as being rather shabby, and the silk hat he produced and put
on, when, after mysterious negotiations in the back premises he
achieved his freedom to accompany me, was past its first youth; but he
was as buoyant and confident as ever.
“Come to ask me about all _that_,” he cried. “I’ve never written yet.”
“Oh, among other things,” said I, with a sudden regrettable politeness,
and waived the topic of his trusteeship to ask after my aunt Susan.
“We’ll have her out of it,” he said suddenly; “we’ll go somewhere. We
don’t get you in London every day.”
“It’s my first visit,” I said, “I’ve never seen London before”; and
that made him ask me what I thought of it, and the rest of the talk was
London, London, to the exclusion of all smaller topics. He took me up
the Hampstead Road almost to the Cobden statue, plunged into some back
streets to the left, and came at last to a blistered front door that
responded to his latch-key, one of a long series of blistered front
doors with fanlights and apartment cards above. We found ourselves in a
drab-coloured passage that was not only narrow and dirty but
desolatingly empty, and then he opened a door and revealed my aunt
sitting at the window with a little sewing-machine on a bamboo
occasional table before her, and “work”—a plum-coloured walking dress I
judged at its most analytical stage—scattered over the rest of the
apartment.
At the first glance I judged my aunt was plumper than she had been, but
her complexion was just as fresh and her China blue eye as bright as in
the old days.
“London,” she said, didn’t “get blacks” on her.
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