“After all,” said Tony, in a half-dogged tone, “I don't see that the
speech had any reference to me, or to any peculiar delicacy of yours
with respect to me.”
“Ah, my poor Tony, you have a deal to learn about women and their ways!
By good luck fortune has given you a friend--the one man--I declare I
believe what I say--the one man in Europe that knows the whole thing; as
poor Balzac used to say, '_Cher_ Skeffy, what a fellow you would be if
you had my pen!' He was a vain creature, Balzac; but what he meant was,
if I could add his descriptive power to my own knowledge of life; for
you see, Tony, this was the difference between Balzac and me. He knew
Paris and the salons of Paris, and the women who frequent these salons.
I knew the human, heart. It was woman, as a creature, not a mere
conventionality, that she appeared to me.”
“Well, I take it,” grumbled out Tony, “you and your friend had some
points of resemblance too.”
“Ah! you would say that we were both vain. So we were, Tony,--so is
every man that is the depository of a certain power. Without this same
conscious thought, which you common folk call vanity, how should we come
to exercise the gift! The little world taunts us with the very quality
that is the essence of our superiority.”
“Had Bella perfectly recovered? was she able to be up and about?”
“Yes, she was able to take carriage airings, and to be driven about in a
small phaeton by the neatest whip in Europe.”
“Mr. Skeff Damer, eh?”
“The same. Ah, these drives, these drives! What delicious memories of
woodland and romance! I fell desperately in love with that girl, Tony--I
pledge you my honor I did. I 've thought a great deal over it all since
I started for Ireland, and I have a plan, a plan for us both.”
“What is it?”
“Let us marry these girls. Let us be brothers in law as well as in love.
You prefer Alice,--I consent. Take her, take her, Tony, and may you be
happy with her!” And as he spoke, he laid his hand on the other's head
with a reverend solemnity.
“This is nonsense, and worse than nonsense,” said Tony, angrily; but the
other's temper was imperturbable, and he went on: “You fancy this is
all dreamland that I 'm promising you: but that is because you, my dear
Tony, with many good qualities, are totally wanting in one,--you have
no imagination, and, like all fellows denied this gift, you never can
conceive anything happening to you except what has already happened.
You like to live in a circle, and you do live in a circle,--you are the
turnspits of humanity.”
“I am a troublesome dog, though, if you anger me,” said Tony, half
fiercely.
“Very possibly, but there are certain men dogs never attack.” And as
Skeffy said this, he threw forward his chest, held his head back, and
looked with an air of such proud defiance that Tony lay back in a chair
and laughed heartily.
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