"Good-bye, Barncastle, for that is now your name.
In the years to come we may meet again, and when
we do, may it be in friendship, for as Barncastle
I loved myself, and as Toppleton I love you. May
you go and do likewise, and above all, give up
masquerading as a Broncho poet, and get down to
the business for which you were fitted by nature,
if not by birth: that of a member of the noblest
aristocracy in the world; that of a peer of the
British realm.
"Faithfully yours,
"HOPKINS TOPPLETON, _alias_ BARNCASTLE,
"_Né_ CALDERWOOD.
"P.S.--I have had an interview with the original
Chatford, and have informed him that it is
impossible for him to return to his former
corporeal state, because Barncastle no longer
knows the formula by which the re-entrance can be
effected, which is true. He believes it, and has
gone off into space with his whistle and his
sigh."
For a moment Toppleton was overcome. This unexpected denouement was
almost too much for him, but the indignation that surged up in his
breast gave him strength to withstand the shock; and then, singular to
relate, he laughed.
"To think that I should be born a Yankee and at my time of life become a
peer surrounded by everything that wealth can procure, and loaded down
with every honour that man can devise; oh, nonsense! it's all a joke,
and a good one. Barncastle saw through my trick, and is paying me back
in my own coin."
Here Hopkins laughed till the room echoed with his mirth, and as his
laugh died away the door opened and the heiress of Burningford entered.
"Why, father!" she cried, exultantly, "do you feel as well--"
At the word "father," Hopkins' heart gave a great throb.
"My dear," he said in a moment, "I have been ill you say for three
weeks, and with no lucid intervals?"
"Yes."
"And my hallucination was what?"
"That you were that ridiculous American poet."
"Bring me the glass, my child," said Hopkins, gravely. "I--I'd just like
to see my face in the mirror."
The glass was brought and Hopkins looked into it. The face of Barncastle
in very truth gazed back at him from its silver depths.
"Ah!" he said. "I have changed; have I not?"
"Yes, indeed," said the Lady of Burningford. "But really I think your
illness has done you good, for I do believe you look ten years younger."
"It is well," said the new Barncastle, with a sigh of resignation. "I
have worked too hard. I shall now retire from public life and devote my
remaining years to--to the accomplishment of my one great ambition."
"And what is that?" asked his daughter.
"To becoming a leader in the busy world of leisure, my child," said
Toppleton, falling back to his pillow once more, and again losing
consciousness in sleep.
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