"Nominations to be dictated by the Constitutional Meeting, on Saturday next, in the petition for the redress of grievances to be forwarded to London by Ambassador Randal. Barnabas Bidwell--President of Upper Canada--with an extra annual allowance for a jaunt, for the benefit of his health, to his native State of Massachusetts. W. W. Baldwin--Chief Justice and Surgeon-General to the Militia Forces--with 1,000,000 acres of land for past services, he and his family having been most shamefully treated in having grants of land withheld from them heretofore. John Rolph--Attorney-General, and Paymaster-General to the Militia--with 500,000 acres of land for his former accounts as District Paymaster, faithfully rendered. Marshall S. Bidwell--Solicitor-General--with an annual allowance of as much as he may be pleased to ask for, rendering no account--for the purpose of 'encouraging emigration from the United States,' and a contingent account if he shall find it convenient to accompany the President to Massachusetts. The Puisne Judges--to be chosen by ballot in the Market Square, on the 4th of July in each and every year, subject to the approval of W. W. B., the Chief Justice. Their salaries to be settled when going out of office. Jesse Ketchum, Jos. Sheppard, Dr. Stoyell, and A. Burnside--Executive and Legislative Councillors. Joint Secretaries--William Lyon McKenzie and Francis Collins, with all the printing. John Carey--Assistant Secretary, with as much of the printing as the Joint Secretaries may be pleased to allow him. Moses Fish--Inspector of Public Buildings and Fortifications. J. S. Baldwin--Contractor-General to the Province, with a monopoly of the trade. T. D. Morrison--Surveyor-General and Inspector of Hospitals. Little Doel--Postmaster-General. Peter Perry--Chancellor of the Exchequer and Receiver-General. The above persons being thus amply provided for, their friends, alias their stepping stones," the document just quoted proceeds to state, "may shift for themselves; an opportunity, however, will be offered them for 'doing a little business' by disposing of all other public offices to the lowest bidder, from whom neither talent nor security will be required for the performance of their duties. Tenders received at Russell Square, Front Street, York. The Magistracy, being of no consequence, is to be left for after consideration. The Militia, at the particular request of Paul Peterson, [M.P. for Prince Edward,] to be done away altogether; and the roads to take care of themselves. The Welland Canal to be stopped immediately, and Colonel By to be recalled from the Rideau Canal. N.B. Any suggestions for further _improvements_ will be thankfully received at Russell Square, as above."--(The humour of all this can of course be only locally understood.)