Tough yarns, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the headBarker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
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Tough yarns, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the head
Barker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
Sea stories, English; Seafaring life -- Fiction
I was highly entertained with these characteristic sketches of
the man-of-war’s man, and the old boys seemed delighted with the
opportunity of relating their former achievements. I was also much
pleased with the deference they seemed to pay to each other, and the
attachment which appeared to exist amongst them. The grog, however,
began to operate a little, and the question was put, “whether his
honour would like to hear a song?” Of course I acceded to any thing
that was calculated to increase their enjoyments, and one of the
younger men of the party--a marine, but blind--gave us the following
song, which my old chaperon whispered to me was one of his own making.
“NED SPLICE was a tar as devoid of all fear
As e’er swabb’d a deck from the spray of a sea;
He knew every rope, and could hand, reef, and steer,--
Book-larning, why, Lord! ’twas all dickey to he.
Our chaplain could spin out a very fine yarn,
And bother each man in his mess;
Says NED, ‘My brave boys, if your duty you’d larn,
’Tis--succour a friend in distress.’
“‘Ne’er get drunk!’ says the priest, with a wave of his fist,
‘Never swear;--never covet another man’s prog;’
But see him next day, when he’s cheating at _whist_--
My eyes! ’tis a storm in an ocean of grog.
Says NED, ‘them ’ere maxims I don’t understand,
We should practice the thing we profess;’
While the pray’r from his heart, and the gold from his hand,
He gives to a friend in distress.”
This song was sung with no small degree of feeling and taste. Other
songs followed, with a few characteristic observations and sentimental
touches between them, till the termination of one which had for its
burthen.
“Thus smiling at peril, at sea or on shore,
We box the whole compass round cheerly;
Toss the can, boys, again;--drink the king! and what’s more,
We’ll drink to the girls we love dearly!”
“Sweet creatures!” exclaimed Bill Jennings “I loves ’em all a little,
d’ye see; for what’s a sailor without a sweetheart? Why, he’s like
a ship without a rib,--like a mast without stays,--like a lanniard
without a dead-eye,--like a binnacle without a compass,--or a block
without a sheave. Pretty dears! they’re the very ach-me of a sailor’s
hopes,--the main-top of his heart. What, though the Turks think they’ve
got no souls, you and I, your honour, both of us know, (and which of
us doesn’t?) that they have got souls and spirits too, bless ’em! for
I take it that’s much the same thing. I’ve seen ’em of all colours and
shapes from the Hopping-tops at the Cape to the Axquemo near the North
Pole; but there’s none to beat our own countrywomen. All the Wenuses of
Italy,--all the beauties of Buss-aloney,--all the brilliant black eyes
of Spanish America, can’t box the compass with the dear little lasses
of our native land.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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