Tough yarns, vol. 2 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the headBarker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
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Tough yarns, vol. 2 (of 2) : $b A series of naval tales and sketches to please all hands, from the swabs on the shoulders down to the swabs in the head
Barker, M. H. (Matthew Henry)
Sea stories, English; Seafaring life -- Fiction
“Then there was poor Norah, your honour. Och, hone, but I thought it
would have broken my heart entirely, to see how the tears chased each
other down her pale face! ‘And why will ye lave me, Paddy, (says she)
all alone by meself? Oh, look at our cottage and the peat-stack--where
will you find the likes of it in another country, Paddy? Then there’s
the bit of a bog yonder for the pigs and the geese, and your own dare
Norah, and the pratee garden. Oh, why will you go, Paddy, and lave me
all alone by meself?’ And then, your honour, I put my arms round her
neck, (for I couldn’t spake a word,) and my tears fell trickling on a
bosom that looked like twin roses moistened with dew. Oh, I niver felt
before nor since as I did at that same moment! But then Mr. Sarjent
must have his say, divel twist him to the right about round the rim
of the moon,--God forgive me that I should have unchristian feelings
tow’rds the vilest of his creatures; ‘Come, come, young man, (says he)
fall into the ranks and march; you’ll soon find prettier girls to lead
a wild-goose chase!’ Bad manners to him for that same, to try and make
my own dare Norah believe that her Pat would iver cease to love her as
his own heart’s blood; so I up and tould him I didn’t like to be made
game of. ‘Well, well, (says he) I suppose an honest sodger may have
a kiss.’--‘Arrah, dress back to the rear, (says I) Mr. Sarjent, for
by me soul, if you lay but one of your thieving-hooks upon a digit of
her corporal substance, faith! but I’ll brake me arm across your face,
so I will.’ Well, your honour, and so he persisted in that same, and
cotch’d hould of her gown. Oh, ’twas more than Irish blood could brook,
and ‘Lay there jewel!’ says I, stretching him along upon mother earth
before he could cry ‘whack!’ and then they put iron mittens on me, and
tore my swate love away. I thought me brain would have turned, and
so they took me before ould Justice Ballymagfoglem, and poor Pat was
committed for a rogue and a vagabond, and marched off for Cork under a
military guard; and put into jail.
“A few days afterwards and the transports were going to sail; so they
trotted me down to the beach, and there I found a great many more like
meself. Well, just as I was stepping into the boat, I heard the swate
voice of my own dear Norah, and so I stepped back again. ‘Jump into
the boat! you mutinous rascal,’ says the sarjent. ‘Rascal yourself,
(says I) Mr. Sarjent; do you think his honoured majesty, God bless him!
would refuse me one last embrace from the dare cratur I’d broke the
bit o’ gold with? Arrah, be aisey now, and paws off,’ for they began
to handle me again, your honour. ‘Let the poor fellow alone!’ said the
midshipmite of the boat; ‘let him alone to spake to the girl.’--‘God
bless you! young jontleman (says I) for that same. May your father
niver have to sorrow over your mother’s son!’
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