Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second SeriesBottrell, William
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Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second Series
Bottrell, William
Cornwall (England : County) -- Social life and customs; Legends -- England -- Cornwall (County)
"One Feasten Monday Uncle Will was rather late in going to
Church-town with his fiddle, in a case, under his arm, to play
during the night in a public house. Being Feasten Monday, like
enough he had stopped to take a drop at neighbours' houses on
the road; however, in crossing Nancherrow Water, his foot
slipped from the stepping-stones and his fiddle fell from under
his arm into the water, floated down the stream and in under a
high bank where it was caught in some brambles. A gentleman
riding through the water, saw Uncle Will a little below trying to
get at something with his stick, and asked what was the matter.
Uncle Will told him of his mishap. 'I pity your case,' the
horseman replied, and rode on.
"'I don't care a cuss for the case if I'd only got my fiddle,'
replied Uncle Will.
"This gave rise to the saying which is still often heard, 'I
don't care a cuss for the case, if I'd only got the fiddle,' as Uncle
Will Ben said.
"This old jewel of a parish clerk and fiddler said many other
things which are still remembered and used as every-day sayings.
"It was the custom then for the great farmers to invite the
parson and clerk to supper on goolthise (harvest-home) day, and
the sexton usually came to work and see his reverend master[171]
safe home. Often all three came in time to lend a hand about
the corn carrying. If two farmers had their goolthise on the
same day the parson and sexton favoured one and the clerk the
other. It happened, one day, when Uncle Will came alone early
in the morning to help, and to enjoy the feast, that the weather
was very lowering, and such was the fear of rain coming before
the corn was in ricks, and thatched, that the carrying was
continued all day for dear life, without stopping to take any
other breakfast or dinner than such snacks as the corn carriers
could catch, when there were more trusses round the ricks than
the builders could put away for some time. The corn was then,
except on a few large farms where ox-wains were just coming
into use, all carried on the horses' backs, and the chasers, as they
called the leaders who kept the trusses steady on the horses, were
fond of coming in together that they might have a race back to
the field, made the mowers work very irregular; it was gallop
and stop half the time. That day, however, all worked with
such a will that the corn was in and thatched in good time before
the rain came.
"The supper being served, the clerk, in the absence of the
parson, was asked to say grace. Uncle Will hesitated a moment;
then, rising, he said, 'Thank God we have carried all the corn
and had very fine weather; so here's grace for breakfast, dinner,
and supper together.'
"Yet what is usually known as Uncle Will Ben's grace, is,
'God bless the meat and now let's eat!'
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