Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second SeriesBottrell, William
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Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second Series
Bottrell, William
Cornwall (England : County) -- Social life and customs; Legends -- England -- Cornwall (County)
MOST of the dwellers in the cottages scattered over
the hills to the north of Penzance (like the tinners
of old) work in the mines and cultivate a few acres
'out of core.' They are also remarkable for
preserving many old customs which are become
extinct in less remote and more populous districts, as well as for
the quaint simplicity of their manners and language. A few
weeks ago a tall, middle-aged man entered a draper's shop in
Penzance. His blue smock-frock, corduroy trousers, ruddy with
tin stuff, and the high-poled Sunday's hat, marked him for a
high-country tinner. He paused in the middle of the shop and
looked around as if to select some particular one of the assistants
to serve him; then going over to the counter, where the forewoman
was standing, he placed three little packets of money,
done up in paper, before her.
"Look-e here, my dear," says he, "here's three packats of
money for three things I want of 'e. Fust of all les have somethan
to make a sheft for my old oman—dowlas or calico, you
know the sort of stuff, and how much will do; for my old oman
es of a tidy built and shaped much like you. (The blushes and
titterings among the shop girls may be imagined). She told me
how much, but I have forgot, only that a must cost ten-pence a
yard; so cut off as much as will make a sheft for yourself, my
dear, and see if you don't find the exact money for 'n in that
paper, tied up with tape."
The paper opened, the money was found right to a farthing.
"Now, my dear, that's all right. Get some sort of stuff, made
of sheep's clothing, I don't know what you call 'n, for to make an
undercoat for the old oman. You know how much will do by
your own measure; a must be two shellans a yard, and there's
the money for 'n in that paper tied up with white yarn."
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To make sure of the quantity wanted, the shop woman
counted the cash sent, before she cut the required length of sanford.
When that was adjusted,
"Now, my dear," says he, "we are getting on cappetal, sure
nuf. Next let's have a pound of blue or black wostard—must
be four shellans a pound and plum (soft) like yarn; there can be
no mistake about that, and there es the money in the paper tied
with black yarn. Now, over all these, I spose you will give me
a nackan (handkerchief) for myself, waan't 'e, my darlan?"
The master of the establishment, who had been rather amused
at the scene, though it was nothing new to him, left the desk
and desired the shop woman to open some of good quality and
neat patterns, for him to choose from.
"Why, Mr. ——, my dear, havn't 'e any smarter ones than
these in your shop than?"
Some old-fashioned ones, of a gay pattern, were soon found,
which pleased the customer exactly. Mr. —— gave the tinner a
glass of wine besides, and asked him how he liked it?
"Well, I can't say but a wed be pure keenly stuff with a glass
of gin or brandy to warm un a little."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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